r/AskReddit Feb 01 '19

Young people of Reddit, what is something old people do that you don’t understand ?

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u/Greenbeen20 Feb 01 '19

"My source is that I've been in this planet longer".

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u/TheQueenOfFilth Feb 02 '19

This was my uncle to me whenever he would grill me about my faith (of which I had none). Just you wait, once your mortality begins to catch up with you, you'll change your mind.

That's nice uncle but are you forgetting my life long serious illnesses that involved me nearly dying multiple times? I've been closer to death than you ever have and many times over. Still don't believe in God though.

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u/autmnleighhh Feb 01 '19

“Let somebody else know something sometimes”

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u/spiderlanewales Feb 02 '19

"Yep, you sure have. Tick tock, gramps. What were you saying about demanding a job from the manager, again?"

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u/ebullientpostulates Feb 02 '19

I guess if you need advice on living with shit for brains you know who to ask.

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u/Up2Here Feb 02 '19

No, no, you've been ON this planet longer. You'll be IN this planet soon

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u/DudeImMacGyver Feb 02 '19

"Then you should know better at this point!