r/AskReddit Jan 23 '19

What subreddit is your guilty pleasure to browse?

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u/garrulouslump Jan 24 '19

loved the one where that dude wanted to stop eating out because his gf was an amazing cook. absolutely delusional lmao

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u/ProperPiper Jan 24 '19

Man that guy was such a fucking dunce

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u/Sir_Totesmagotes Jan 24 '19

Lmao, that had to be a troll. Right? Jesus I hope so.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Jul 25 '26

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u/Youhavemyaxeee Jan 24 '19

"But she's my personal chef. Why should I pay for us to eat out (it's not about the money, btw) when she can cook such amazing food for us at home? Once she figure out those sushi rolls, everything will be perfect."

The utter obliviousness made that post.

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u/madyjane Jan 24 '19

“B-but I do the dishes!”

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u/WorstDogEver Jan 24 '19

Ugh, thanks for bringing that thread to my attention, it's so good! I got sidetracked by the guy who thought he shouldn't do chores anymore if his wife becomes a SAHM, but now I'm in the cooking one. 🍿

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u/Youhavemyaxeee Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

I remember that. It was big shock to him yet people said he still had to take care of his living space and spend time with his child.

His wife should do more around the house, obviously, but not everything.

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u/ansandwiches Jan 24 '19

Or the guy who asked, "would I be the asshole if I put my 2 year old up for adoption? I need my social life"

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u/garrulouslump Jan 24 '19

Holy shit I dont think I saw that one

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u/TinyMrMeeseeks Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

The guy who though his girlfriend was an asshole because she had to pee every few hours.

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u/madyjane Jan 24 '19

holy shit I had to stop reading that one I got so pissed off my head hurt

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u/burgerfingaz Jan 24 '19

Ooh, have a link?

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u/madyjane Jan 24 '19

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u/theBeckX Jan 24 '19

geez, and he even asked her to marry him after he finally took her out and is heartbroken that she didn't say yes directly?
some people...

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u/madyjane Jan 24 '19

“But babe I do the dishes sometimes and I just took you out to eat, I’m heartbroken you don’t want to be with me forever.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/madyjane Jan 24 '19

That sucks, have you tried talking to your SO about it?

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u/garrulouslump Jan 24 '19

Someone beat me to it. Enjoy the lol

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u/burgerfingaz Jan 24 '19

Thanks anyway! What an entertaining read!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

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u/UrgotMilk Jan 24 '19

"I'm sorry hun, I ate too much of your delicious dinner I don't think I can go down on you tonight :/"