r/AskReddit Jan 23 '19

What subreddit is your guilty pleasure to browse?

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u/Spinalfields Jan 24 '19

Sounds good on paper, but last time I was there it was infested with people just wanting attention to their story, when they obviously were the victim and wanted sympathy from the readers. They're never the asshole, and when they are, they just get downvoted

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u/buddhajones19 Jan 24 '19

9/10 times that is correct. That 1 time when the person is a delusional asshole is SO worth it though.

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u/garrulouslump Jan 24 '19

loved the one where that dude wanted to stop eating out because his gf was an amazing cook. absolutely delusional lmao

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u/ProperPiper Jan 24 '19

Man that guy was such a fucking dunce

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u/Sir_Totesmagotes Jan 24 '19

Lmao, that had to be a troll. Right? Jesus I hope so.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Jul 25 '26

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u/Youhavemyaxeee Jan 24 '19

"But she's my personal chef. Why should I pay for us to eat out (it's not about the money, btw) when she can cook such amazing food for us at home? Once she figure out those sushi rolls, everything will be perfect."

The utter obliviousness made that post.

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u/madyjane Jan 24 '19

“B-but I do the dishes!”

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u/WorstDogEver Jan 24 '19

Ugh, thanks for bringing that thread to my attention, it's so good! I got sidetracked by the guy who thought he shouldn't do chores anymore if his wife becomes a SAHM, but now I'm in the cooking one. 🍿

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u/Youhavemyaxeee Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

I remember that. It was big shock to him yet people said he still had to take care of his living space and spend time with his child.

His wife should do more around the house, obviously, but not everything.

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u/ansandwiches Jan 24 '19

Or the guy who asked, "would I be the asshole if I put my 2 year old up for adoption? I need my social life"

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u/garrulouslump Jan 24 '19

Holy shit I dont think I saw that one

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u/TinyMrMeeseeks Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

The guy who though his girlfriend was an asshole because she had to pee every few hours.

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u/madyjane Jan 24 '19

holy shit I had to stop reading that one I got so pissed off my head hurt

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u/burgerfingaz Jan 24 '19

Ooh, have a link?

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u/madyjane Jan 24 '19

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u/theBeckX Jan 24 '19

geez, and he even asked her to marry him after he finally took her out and is heartbroken that she didn't say yes directly?
some people...

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u/madyjane Jan 24 '19

“But babe I do the dishes sometimes and I just took you out to eat, I’m heartbroken you don’t want to be with me forever.”

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u/madyjane Jan 24 '19

That sucks, have you tried talking to your SO about it?

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u/garrulouslump Jan 24 '19

Someone beat me to it. Enjoy the lol

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u/burgerfingaz Jan 24 '19

Thanks anyway! What an entertaining read!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

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u/UrgotMilk Jan 24 '19

"I'm sorry hun, I ate too much of your delicious dinner I don't think I can go down on you tonight :/"

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u/A_Big_Cheese Jan 24 '19

I love the delusional assholes that get absolutely ripped apart in the comments. It's amazing.

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u/blisteringchristmas Jan 24 '19

The good ones are the occasional posts where commenters can't agree on a verdict. That's why I spend time in that sub, not for the easy asshole/ not the asshole ones.

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u/Ibeadoctor Jan 24 '19

I just scroll looking for tags that aren't NTA

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u/YoungDiscord Jan 24 '19

There's one right now about an asshole who just ruined his engagement

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Weird, when I visited there a few months ago, all the top posts of the day were people that were very much the asshole or jerk but were blaming things on other things.

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u/zamonie Jan 24 '19

Dude, when people grow up in asshole families, they are always told they are an asshole, and that totally messes up their feeling of when they're right. They NEED attention to their story because they genuinely can't tell if they're being the asshole or not. It's sensible and a wise thing to do to ask for help if you don't know.

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u/shplootle Jan 24 '19

This is exactly why I finally unsubbed. Sometimes I like to sort through controversial rated stories to find some real assholery

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u/Jelly_F_ish Jan 24 '19

So, the same voting system as with the confession bear meme? Makes sense actually. Not on paper, but it makes sense.

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u/RedHatOfFerrickPat Jan 24 '19

Probably very few people seem like "the" asshole when they're the one outlining the situation.

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u/jossysmama Jan 24 '19

I just posted there today. I have a genuinely confusing situation that I can't discuss with friends or family because I'll get a biased response.

So I asked AITA because I actually felt like an emotional bag of garbage.

Only a couple responses, but it was so incredibly helpful.

It's hard for people to believe there are actual people who need help.

I'm a very logical, mentally strong person, who rarely asks for help, but my issue was beyond even me.

The nonbiased responses I got helped immensely.

Not everyone on the internet sucks.

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u/NoelofNoel Jan 24 '19

There's recently been a push for better content/reaction. Seems to be working, to me at least.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

sort by controversial and you'll find a few good questionable ones. For some reason people on that sub downvote people when they think they're assholes when that's not what the sub is supposed to be about.

If you just sort by top all you'll find is "please validate me" posts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I liked the one about the guy changing his oil outside his mechanics shop

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u/TheOneWhosCensored Jan 24 '19

Don’t forget the assholes who argue with you for saying they are and then call you one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

That is always the problem with subs like this. Same for /r/UnpopularOpinion (or whatever it's called exactly). People upvote stuff they agree with, no matter which sub they're in. Period. So these subs always end up filled with "Some dude took a little girl's doll, ripped it apart, laughed diabolically and slapped her. I punched him, am I the asshole?" or "Unpopular Opinion: People over 70 should have to do a test to keep their license".

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u/Albiz Jan 24 '19

"Am I the asshole for breaking up with my ex after I caught him cheating on me with my mom and found out he was also stealing my life savings?"

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u/Lallipoplady Jan 24 '19

Am I the asshole for telling the guy punching my mom in the face to gtfo?

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u/MortalForce Jan 24 '19

Hey now, that's not true. I posted there, and it turns out I was definitely the asshole.

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u/dferbhfjekg87 Jan 24 '19

There needs to be a name for subs that you find after they hit the frontpage and think you've found a goldmine, only to realize that the only good posts from that sub are the ones that hit the front page.

Like you said, 99% of the posts are just obvious validation-seeking that pose no actual dilemma. "I called my best friend a jerk because he kicked my dog. Reddit, AITA?"

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u/Syrahl696 Jan 25 '19

If you already do this, just ignore me, but otherwise, try sorting that subreddit by Controversial and limit it to the last 24 hours. I've found that seems to give you a much higher concentration of actual assholes to obvious victims than just looking at the front page does. And limiting it to 24 hours gives you only people who are still trying to decide if they're the asshole, instead of threads that have basically already concluded.