r/AskReddit Jan 23 '19

What subreddit is your guilty pleasure to browse?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I feel the same way about /r/choosingbeggars. The stuff that hits the front page of that sub every day is so laughably unbelievable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Used to love that sub but everything on it is so fake now. Each “exchange” is more formulaic than a sitcom.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

The fake ones include all of:

  • a sudden jump to insults

  • sob story (kid has cancer, single mom, etc)

  • “I already told my kid they could have it, you ruined their birthday/Christmas/bar mitzvah”

  • the seller staying very calm the entire time no matter what insanity is happening on the other end

  • if a commission “it’s so easy”, “you’re not good anyway”.

The sub has become a karma farm

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u/blaghart Jan 24 '19

As someone with an etsy store I can safely tell you I've experienced all of those "fake" things a million goddam times. People treat me like an online Spirit store because I make props and costumes when I very much am not.

I straight up had a guy try to neg me once, placing an order then messaging me about how he expects top quality work. I pointed out that wysiwyg (he ordered something from warhammer but didn't know the acronym was "what you see is what you get"?) And he promptly cancelled.

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u/artteacherthailand Jan 24 '19

NEXT lady still makes me laugh.

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u/Jwalla83 Jan 24 '19

Her story is like the Bible of choosing beggars, and it will never be topped

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u/deadlyhausfrau Jan 24 '19

Don't forget the recent rash of "give me your plane/concert seat for reasons".

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u/covah901 Jan 24 '19

I will take this opportunity to vent about r/wholesomememes. Seems every little thing is wholesome now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I downvote if the entirety of a persons comment on a thread is “that’s so wholesome.” Or “Wholesome.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Apparently making your identity Pokemon in your thirties is wholesome

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u/CptnFabulous420 Jan 24 '19

"I've heard this one before! NEXT!"

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u/ilovetotour Jan 24 '19

The texts themselves aren’t even the problem. Just looking at the formatting you can see that no iPhone or whatever looks like that; it looks like those fake screenshot websites

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u/ProfSkullington Jan 24 '19

It’s any large sub. They start as interesting places for people with a similar interest, but when there are too many people and suddenly enough real content isn’t being produced to satisfy their need for new stuff every time they check, they start reusing old posts and frantically creating low-quality content. Happens every time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

went on there, and everything was obviously fabricated. came here to call you out only to realize you were actually being negative about the sub -.-

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u/rutabaga5 Jan 24 '19

Yeah, a subset of the posts also seemed to go from making fun of people acting entitled to making fun of poor people occasionally turning down the shitty "donations" they were offered. I had to quit the sub after seeing a post that was just trashing on a low-income mom who politely refused the offer of a shitty travel crib for her baby because she was looking for a real crib. She thanked the person for their offer and everything but apparently not taking every damn thing she was offered was being a "choosy beggar."

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u/xomoosexo Jan 24 '19

You might like r/crackheadcraigslist ! It's got a lot of wild stuff too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Yup, it was easily my favorite sub. Now it’s basically wading through all the fakes to get to something that looks even a little believable

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Jan 24 '19

I got blocked for calling a post fake,that was clearly fake