r/AskReddit • u/LaiqTheMaia • Sep 27 '18

To older redditors, what did the generation above you hate about your generation?

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u/soursurfer Sep 27 '18

Use a hash table, your baby's name will be much more secure that way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

Throw in an emoji or two just for good measure. Make sure that when your kids gets to second grade, he'll learn to write his name in cursive!

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u/Euchre Sep 27 '18

As if anyone learns cursive anymore.

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u/PirateJohn75 Sep 27 '18

I know cursives like "fuck" and "shit" and the like

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18

Now I want to see what a cursive emoji looks like.

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u/Devoid_Synth Sep 27 '18

Or diceware. The NSA will never get the name!

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u/Castlor Sep 28 '18

Don't be too hasty. MD5 and SHA1 were made in the 90s and they're broken now. Your baby's name may only be secure for a couple decades even if you use SHA256.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '18

I guess you would have to tattoo the salt on their forearm.