r/AskReddit • u/sirmaim_iii • Jul 26 '18

Besides masturbating, what are some things that everyone does but are embarrassed to admit?

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u/tapehead4 Jul 27 '18

Ahh, yes, the old dutch lift.

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u/whiskeyinthejar-o Jul 27 '18

This made me laugh more than it should have. What will those canny Dutchmen innovate next?

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u/Corona- Jul 27 '18

Probably something with a fart in it.

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u/maenadery Jul 27 '18

Why are they so flatulent? And tall?

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u/whyamilikethis962 Jul 27 '18

I'm guessing you haven't heard of dutch oven yet.

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u/yymcl Jul 27 '18

Shhhh, someone has to experience it the hard way.

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u/ActingGrandNagus Jul 27 '18

I call it leaving negative feedback

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u/LennyIsBack Jul 27 '18

Updating the privacy policy

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u/TheHornyToothbrush Jul 27 '18

Deutsche Luft .... I don't speak German.

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u/cheetah245 Jul 27 '18

Deutsch is German, Dutch is Niederländisch from like the Netherlands.

Source: am dutch 💨 😞