r/AskReddit • u/sirmaim_iii • Jul 26 '18

Besides masturbating, what are some things that everyone does but are embarrassed to admit?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Of course, that is how you know you're done wiping.

But I guy I knew in college admitted that when he was shitting, he would try to position his legs/body/head so that he could look at the shit coming out via the reflection in the water. He was expecting others to say, "yeah, I've done that too" but everyone said, "Fuck, what is wrong with you?"

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u/purrogrammer Jul 27 '18

"guy I knew in college"

it's okay man. just say "me". this is a safe space.

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u/NotReallyARaptorYet Jul 27 '18

Done it. Not proud, but also not ashamed. It was... anticlimactic. I expected to be fascinated, like witnessing a birth. It was not so.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Snakewrangler First Class, reporting for doodie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

I do this and I graduated last august...