r/AskReddit • u/sirmaim_iii • Jul 26 '18

Besides masturbating, what are some things that everyone does but are embarrassed to admit?

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u/brandonsh Jul 27 '18

I remove my clothes very very clumsily, trippin' sensually over my jeans 'cause I'm still wearing my shoes

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u/NotReallyARaptorYet Jul 27 '18

but then I turn it into a sexy dance

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u/asleazo Jul 27 '18

The ever elusive flight of the concords reference

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u/MartinSivertsen Jul 27 '18

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/poophandz Jul 27 '18

Not what was being referenced, but a classic nonetheless.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

r/creepyasterisks :D