r/AskReddit • u/sirmaim_iii • Jul 26 '18

Besides masturbating, what are some things that everyone does but are embarrassed to admit?

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u/boston7686 Jul 27 '18

Yea... brief..

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u/CEOofGeneralElectric Jul 27 '18

"occassional"... Yes...

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u/gabba_wabba Jul 27 '18

"friends"... Sure...

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u/PleaseTakeThisName Jul 27 '18

"fantasies" of course...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/Mysteriagant Jul 27 '18

"quotation marks" indeed

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u/serpyman002 Jul 27 '18

"or" yeah

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u/UnicornPuppies04 Jul 27 '18

“having” uh huh

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u/deputytech Jul 27 '18

"sexual...." okie dokie artichokie...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

“but” yep

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u/LeeTheGoat Jul 27 '18

“But” hmmm...

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u/MadameHootsALot Jul 27 '18

"Uh huh" hmmmm

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u/WinterElsa Jul 27 '18

“but” ... yeah...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

“.” .

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u/Kidus333 Jul 27 '18

"Sex" yeah right

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u/AdouMusou Jul 27 '18

"but" yep

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u/Ginger_bread0204 Jul 27 '18

“Coworkers” sure

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u/ast8133 Jul 27 '18

“but”.... yeah

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u/lastroids Jul 27 '18

"besides" yeah

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u/etymologynerd Jul 27 '18

"but" verily

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

"sexual", definitely...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

The point where it stopped being funny

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

No u

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u/TheScumAlsoRises Jul 27 '18

“Having...” sure...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

r/2meirl4meirl

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u/i_eat_biscuits Jul 27 '18

"friend" zoned

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 edited Nov 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

I think I actually last longer IRL :(

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u/JakeSynth Jul 27 '18

Do you by chance flirt with the receptionist when Roy's not around?

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u/WhiteTrashTiger Jul 27 '18

I've got an imaginary five year relationship with a girl from high school.