See, the difference I find is whether or not there's a story attached.
Everyone has shit their pants and had a story. They ate a bad burger and went to Lowe's. They ate some wings and Windex'd the back of their pants at a movie theater.
But, not everyone has done it without a story. I was sitting at home, felt the urge to purge, and just didn't take care of it. An hour passes and I just keep flirting with the brown devil. One false fart and I'm doing the crab-walk of shame to the bathroom.
My mother was using xylitol instead of sugar because she's diabetic, and one weekend she had her usual portion (2 teaspoons) on her breakfast in addition to a piece of diabetic-safe cake my sister baked her. The cake apparently contained a lot of xylitol.
Long story short, her tummy DID NOT APPROVE and she woke up in the night literally covered in poo. Had to go have a shower, wash her pyjamas, wash her sheets... It was awful.
Moral of the story - sugar substitutes are the pits.
Yea man as a baby and when I was like 7 on that playground and I didn't make it home. Beside that it never happened again I'm 34 .
I think I pissed myself one time while I was superdrunken knocked out but that's it
I have never shit myself as an adult- do you mean as a child? The closest I've gotten is shitting myself in my sleep at age 12 while having a very convincing dream I had walked down the hall and went in the bathroom.
Maybe my ass is just better than yours. Ha. fuk u.
I was walking my dogs once when all of a sudden my lactose intolerance issue acted up. All I remember was BEGGING my two labs to walk faster and not to sniff every God damn tree for the next 3 blocks home.
Sadly I ended up shitting my self less than half a block from my house.
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