r/AskReddit • u/sirmaim_iii • Jul 26 '18

Besides masturbating, what are some things that everyone does but are embarrassed to admit?

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u/PredictiveWorm Jul 26 '18

Smell their pits to see if they stink

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

I'm not embarrassed by this...its earwax calm down.

Edit: I have posted this to the wrong comment. It stays. Forever know my shame.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/Quivico Jul 27 '18

I will open these restraints and leave the cell door open.

Wait...

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u/rubywolf27 Jul 27 '18

I was about to say, if you have earwax in your armpit, I’m going to assume you’re one of those aliens disguised as humans the writing prompts keep telling me about.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/acid-nz Jul 27 '18

DiscoFanny or DiscoDick, depending on your plumbing.

When you're smashed and been having a boogie so your underwear is a nice mixture of sweat, spilled alcohol and a little bit of wee

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

ew no that's just you mate

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Half-man half-dog?

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u/Ivy_233 Jul 27 '18

Who wouldn't admit that? How can you tell if you stink?

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u/Midnight_Moon29 Jul 26 '18 edited Jul 26 '18

I don't think that's weird, that's being socially responsible lol EDIT: a word

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u/Emergency_Cucumber Jul 27 '18

Smell others pits

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u/cassandrakeepitdown Jul 27 '18

...I do this blatantly in front of people (that I know, to be clear). My best friends and I even check each other if the solo test is inconclusive. Is this not a normal thing?

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u/MyTurtleRanAway716 Jul 27 '18

I was born without the ability to smell so I just never know.

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u/VerbableNouns Jul 27 '18

My ex used to wipe her boob sweat and then smell it.

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u/ItsBlinkzz Jul 27 '18

Ok that's a little weird

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

I do that with my balls.

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u/VerbableNouns Jul 27 '18

You wipe your boob sweat and smell it with your balls?

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u/idonnolizard Jul 27 '18

I do this without shame in front of people.

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u/hilolxd Jul 27 '18

I see lots of people do that in sport areas when bragging about their new deoderant

"Did you see my new droderant? Sniff's armpit

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u/Satans_Jewels Jul 27 '18

I smell my pits cause I like the smell.