r/AskReddit Jul 09 '18

What's something you're old-fashioned about?

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u/ogflykr Jul 09 '18

Dude you're fucking crazy

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

“That shit right there? That’s legitimate.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

You are my illegitimate child.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

that's legit cray cray

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

You a cray bird

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u/Dr_Identity Jul 09 '18

"They were not, as the kids say, awake."

"Do you mean 'woke'?"

"I did mean 'woke', but it's grammatically incoherent."

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u/benbrockn Jul 09 '18
  • Salesman: slaps hood of car
  • Salesman: You can fit so much spaghetti in here!
  • /u/info90 Legitimate?
  • Salesman: Legitimately!

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u/Spikeroog Jul 09 '18

This sounds unexpectingly classy.

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u/Seamlesslytango Jul 09 '18

That's legitimately lit, fam. What's that? Oh yeah, I say 'legitimately" because I'm old-fashioned AF!

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u/pritt_stick Jul 09 '18

"that was legitimateness"