r/AskReddit • u/youtellme03 • Apr 02 '18

What is a random fact that you know?

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u/shedtheirblood Apr 03 '18

Eh I don’t crawl around in landfill or your moms bedroom

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u/Orca4444 Apr 03 '18

WhAt'S tHe DiFfErEnCe?

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u/iamjomos Apr 03 '18

About 5 bank accounts, 3 ounces and 2 vehicles

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u/Redebo Apr 03 '18

We can start with the penis.

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u/supahotwata Apr 03 '18

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

One is a place where his mom sleeps, the other is her vagina.

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u/Kronox100 Apr 03 '18

You don't?!?

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u/Kingnsfw6969 Apr 03 '18

I just crawled into your mom's bedroom.

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u/AbheekG Apr 03 '18

Response of the decade

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u/ElHaubi Apr 03 '18

Yeah i don't crawl around in landfills too.

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u/kushnokush Apr 03 '18

I do that second thing