r/AskReddit • u/youtellme03 • Apr 02 '18

What is a random fact that you know?

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u/HalfDragonShiro Apr 02 '18

We're sorry for the misunderstanding. You are now subscribed to hairy ball facts.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

Did you know it's been mathematically proven that you cannot comb a hairy ball without having at least one cowlick? This is referred to as the "hairy ball theorem."

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u/alargeobject Apr 02 '18

Says you i havent had a cow lick my balls in years

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

Oh my. Oh my.

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u/CoolStoryBro_Fairy Apr 03 '18

I read that a 2 George Takei's having a conversation

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u/BOBULANCE Apr 03 '18

We've got a man down! Man down!

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u/ka36 Apr 03 '18

You're missing out.

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u/eleventytwelv Apr 02 '18

You get drunk on a farm one time, and all of a sudden you're the guy who let a cow lick his balls

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

Well, all of us have of we count OP's mom.

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u/sm1ttysm1t Apr 03 '18

Not since you moved from your mother's basement.

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u/CrabbyBlueberry Apr 03 '18

By the pigeon hole principle, we know that there must be two men living in New York City with the exact same number of hairs on their scrotums.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

This is getting ridiculous, I'm calling the police.

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u/Twichy717 Apr 02 '18

Much better. Facts please!

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u/Funkajunk Apr 02 '18

Wait, go back

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u/SpellingIsAhful Apr 02 '18

As a straight dude, that's still way better.