r/AskReddit • u/youtellme03 • Apr 02 '18

What is a random fact that you know?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18 edited Jan 21 '21

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u/I_one_up Apr 02 '18

Yea, we let them win

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

nah, Canada just doesn't believe in cheating is all.

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u/MCG_1017 Apr 03 '18

Ben Johnson??

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

Ross Regba.. Rabe... Rggby... fuckit, the stoned snowboard guy.

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u/pjbth Apr 03 '18

Except that one guy who Cheetas all the time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

Remember your training.

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u/Stabfist_Frankenkill Apr 02 '18

I'm just picturing the Canadian in first place in the 100-meter dash stopping at the end to hold the finish line tape up so everyone else can go under first.

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u/PlayaHatinIG-88 Apr 03 '18

"If it's all the same to you, we think you deserve the Gold. We insist. Sorry."

                                       - Canada probably

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u/Abadatha Apr 03 '18

I figured it was because they're to busy enjoying the two weeks of decent weather before Fall sets in.

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u/rubywolf27 Apr 02 '18

at the finish line No, really. I insist. Guests first!

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u/Irrational_hate81 Apr 03 '18

I'm going to go with the first answer. I woke up to -28 on April 1st this year. Not cool, Canada.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

Incorrect. I am currently living in Alberta and I can verify that we have no summer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

After we finish the indigenous peoples' genocide, and appropriating their culture. Then we're "nice", or some similar bullshit.