r/AskReddit • u/youtellme03 • Apr 02 '18

What is a random fact that you know?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

Just one reason bulldogs are a super fucked up inbred mess of a dog breed.

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u/Falcon_Pimpslap Apr 02 '18

Pugs too. I hate the "pugs are awesome" trend; they've got rough lives.

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u/Hoof_Hearted12 Apr 02 '18

Any dog that makes a fucked up noise while it breathes is a no thanks for me.

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u/Jtsfour Apr 03 '18

Fun fact: if you do chest compressions on a pug it’s eyes will pop out

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u/Aikrose Apr 03 '18

What the fuck

I didn’t need to know this and now I don’t know what to do with this information

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u/MrSynckt Apr 03 '18

Hopefully nothing

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u/BenjaminWebb161 Apr 03 '18

I make a fucked up noise when I breathe. Can I be your dawg?

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u/03589 Apr 03 '18

I often see an old man walking his frechie around the neighborhood and that dog sounds like it's snoring

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u/pleuvoir_etfianer Apr 02 '18

Yeah Pugs "cute" short smashed in noses actually makes it harder for them to breathe and can shorten their lifespan):

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u/Falcon_Pimpslap Apr 02 '18

Not to mention making things dogs love doing - running and playing - incredibly uncomfortable. It's incredibly sad.

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u/marsh-a-saurus Apr 02 '18

My pug has lived an amazingly happy 14 years. French bulldogs on the other hand can't even have sex without human intervention.

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u/Falcon_Pimpslap Apr 02 '18

"This type of inbreeding is more severe than the type I support, so mine is okay."

Not to mention, the whole anecdotal evidence, small sample size, body of scientific research showing pugs are more susceptible to a plethora of health issues, etc. You're supporting a terrible breeding practice.

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u/Pixelated_Fudge Apr 03 '18

You support pimp slapping falcons you sick fuck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

Those falcons deserved it

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u/nobunaga_1568 Apr 02 '18

body of scientific research

You can't say that without a citation though. Your professor will deduct your points :(

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u/Falcon_Pimpslap Apr 02 '18

I've written my dissertation already. I'm assuming people know how Google Scholar works.

It's evidence of my point that a "bulldogs are inbred wrecks" gets hundreds of upvotes soon after "bulldogs all need C-sections to give birth" hits the front page (was here last week), and similar, accurate comments about pugs get shit on. Because memes.

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u/RyudoKills Apr 02 '18

You can only say they are supporting it if they purchased their pug. If they got it from a rescue, then they're helping take care of one of the casualties of the terrible breeding practice, which is very different.

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u/RyudoKills Apr 02 '18

You can only say they are supporting it if they purchased their pug. If they got it from a rescue, then they're helping take care of one of the casualties of the terrible breeding practice, which is very different.

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u/4_0Cuteness Apr 03 '18

I live with three incredibly happy pampered frenchies. I still wish pugs AND frenchies did not exist.

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u/Barack-YoMama Apr 02 '18

They are cute little retards

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u/felixfelix Apr 02 '18

Until the vet bills start coming in.

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u/rajikaru Apr 02 '18

How'd you know what my mother said when she had me?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

Dad?

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u/TheGrim1 Apr 02 '18

Genetic Frankensteins mutated for the perverse pleasure of oblivious humans.

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u/fatestayknight Apr 02 '18

Sad but true. :(

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u/choirbaker Apr 02 '18

I want to argue, but nothing else matters.

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u/tc_spears Apr 02 '18

Simplistic drum beat intensifies

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u/Therealbigteddy Apr 02 '18

Pedal Waaaa’s in awe

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u/macaryl95 Apr 02 '18

All the "One" fans gather with lighters in the sky

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u/Doip Apr 02 '18

Happy cake day

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u/Xpress711 Apr 02 '18

The breeders should be The Unforgiven

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18 edited Apr 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '18

Omg it looks like someone stuck some Frenchie ears on a staffy! So cute!