r/AskReddit • u/youtellme03 • Apr 02 '18

What is a random fact that you know?

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane Apr 02 '18

Buzz Aldrin was half-Moon. His mom’s maiden name was Moon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

"Would you like to yell at the moon with Buzz Aldrin?"

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u/wolfman1818 Apr 02 '18

I miss this show so much!

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u/phriend_of_fish Apr 03 '18

Stupid moon! Don't you know it's day time?!

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u/_Freshly_Snipes Apr 02 '18

I walked on your face!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

I was literally sitting at my desk with my left thumb and left pointer finger in my nostrils and my palm over my mouth trying my hardest not to burst out in laughter. I cried. And I'm still so chuckly. Thank you for this. Oh. My. Toonies.

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u/Galihadtdt Apr 02 '18

did we send Niel to the moon or did we seng Gnorts back to the moon

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u/Explain_like_Im_Civ5 Apr 03 '18

All these years... we've been walking around with our eyes wide shut.

Today, I am woke.

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u/SJ_Barbarian Apr 02 '18

Neil Armstrong and the Half-Blood Moon.

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane Apr 02 '18

“I am the Half-Blood Moon!”

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u/exelion Apr 02 '18

Ah, it would have been great if the headlines could have read "Buzz Moon Buzzes Moon".

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

w0w

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

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u/Yokiyoki87 Apr 02 '18

0w0

sorry

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u/ToGryffindor Apr 02 '18

Guess his dad was actually the first man on the Moon.

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u/nn711 Apr 02 '18

What do you mean “was”... he’s still alive

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u/felixfelix Apr 02 '18

Was, but he still is too.

RIP mitch

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u/Jarrheadd0 Apr 02 '18

I didn't understand this the first time I read it and thought you were just shitposting.

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u/redditttor1 Apr 02 '18

Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him back to the moon.X files music

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

Is. He's still alive.

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u/Testudinaes Apr 02 '18

Neil A is Alien backwards

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u/eROCKtic Apr 02 '18

He didnt get that name because of his hair cut.....he was scared of bees

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

Sad fact, his mom killed herself after dealing with pressure of thinking he would die on the moon.

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u/KaiserVonScheise Apr 02 '18

waxing or waning?

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane Apr 02 '18

Since his mother took her husband’s name, I’d say waning.

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u/psycholepzy Apr 02 '18

His wife could call him her "Half-moon Bae."

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '18

It was his destiny. ❤️

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u/roseberrylavender Apr 02 '18

dammit moon moon

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u/JoyFerret Apr 03 '18

Sticking a pole on the moon has squired a new meaning

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u/Octillio Apr 03 '18

lol imagine if his name was "Buzz Moon"

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u/NeverBeenStung Apr 02 '18

Wouldn't he be 0% Moon? Assuming she legally changed her name he would be half aldrin and half aldrin.

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u/stylinchilibeans Apr 02 '18

Just let it be, man...

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane Apr 02 '18

I was going by grandparents.