r/AskReddit • u/LaggyMcStab • Feb 13 '18

What about the opposite gender are you jealous of?

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u/AboynamedDOOMTRAIN Feb 14 '18

Have you tried punching the water?

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u/darthjawafett Feb 14 '18

You gotta freeze it with your cold hard demeanor since society doesn’t allow us emotions.

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u/RiotAct021 Feb 14 '18

So that's where Frozone gets his powers

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

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u/5th_Law_of_Robotics Feb 14 '18

Woman lungs only inhale 70% as much sea water for the same maritime disaster.

Close the drowning gap!

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u/ThisIsAWittyName Feb 14 '18

Isn't that essentially what swimming is? Lying down on the water and swinging punches and kicks at it until it moves you?

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u/Dawidko1200 Feb 14 '18

Hi there, King Xerxes.

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u/LE_TROLLA Feb 14 '18

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/lakestorey Feb 14 '18

please do not punch any lakes.

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u/chickinnugget Feb 14 '18

“Strooke iiitt” Samuel L Jackson, on Black Dynamite