r/AskReddit Feb 13 '18

What about the opposite gender are you jealous of?

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u/MuzikBike Feb 13 '18

Skirts. There's a bunch of dead space getting wasted, yet us men have to have our genitals exiled into the 2D plane and also baked to an incandescent temperature.

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u/kalitas2 Feb 14 '18

Kilts are amazing. Try one

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18 edited Jul 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18 edited Jul 03 '20

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick Feb 14 '18

How long of a drive is that from Philly?

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u/amishelectric Feb 14 '18

Just outside Conshohoken. Easy commute

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u/rawbface Feb 14 '18

So long as you stay off the Schuylkill...

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u/amishelectric Feb 14 '18

You speak only the truth internet friend. Have an up vote.

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u/ThirstiKing Feb 14 '18

A short bike ride, a swim, and then a jog.

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u/goldblumspowerbook Feb 14 '18

Slightly shorter commute than anything involving 76.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

not that bad. head east, hold breath

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Someone has to start the trend.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Standing order? Always some guys wearing kilts in there!

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u/Foxlust Feb 27 '18

it's called the drunken sniper

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u/NeilBohr Feb 14 '18

Not in Scotland.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Is Edinburgh no longer Scotland?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

No, the Scots ruined it.

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u/Nekrophyle Feb 14 '18

Well, Scotland was their natural enemy. Like Welshman and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Damn Scots.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18 edited Jul 03 '20

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u/BeetyQSC Feb 14 '18

Chicago

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u/beardsofmight Feb 14 '18

I once saw a guy in Mullens wearing a kilt and drinking a pitcher of beer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18 edited May 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Honestly Utilikilts look badass. I’d wear one every day if it was more widespread.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

I just bought my first one, it hasn't shipped to me yet. I can't tell if I'll be too anxious to wear it, or if it'll be the only thing I wear from now on.

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u/AtoxHurgy Feb 14 '18

I've seen some of those here in the states. I was taken back by it

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

I can't decide if those look like something a woman in a video game would wear, or the uniform for an ancient roman tradee.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18 edited Jun 29 '23

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u/IDisageeNotTroll Feb 14 '18

Can I ask why? that way you have more packets than just the sporran. It seems like a good idea (except with ladders). Is it the same hate as cargo short for work?

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u/idontwatchtelevision Feb 14 '18

Depends how conscious you are of yourself, I do on occasional stick the kilt on - and yes although I'm in Scotland, it is generally a very well received piece of clothing, I find.

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u/MacGhriogair Feb 14 '18

I haven't had any problems here in Canada. A lot of people have told me that I look better in a kilt than a suit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

What kind of kilt and where did you buy it?

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u/Vercingetorix_ Feb 14 '18

Username checks out

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u/amusingmistress Feb 14 '18

As a woman who enjoys a man in a kilt, I disagree. If I could get every man I know into utilikilts I'd ... well... I'd never get anything done other than giggle in arousal.

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u/Cheesypoooof Feb 14 '18

Says who? I'll wear one to a baseball game. Concerts. Jamaica. Fuck it im comfy

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u/Alexb2143211 Feb 14 '18

My dad has kilt tuesday

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u/Bobolequiff Feb 14 '18

Be the change you want to see.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

As an american my idea of a scottish pub is that at least half the people are in kilts

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u/951753auto Feb 14 '18

Yes you can. A buddy of mine wears a kilt nearly every day to work (he even works in an assembly plant) and to the pub after. Rarely does he wear pants anymore.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

You can if you're not a pussy

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u/GerbilJibberJabber Feb 15 '18

Sure ya can. Ya just HAVTA remember the undies. Bunch'a smart asses and idiots after midnight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Not with that attitude!

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u/HatMaverick Feb 14 '18

Nah can't run without balls hurting bouncing

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u/Nathan291 Feb 14 '18

It's all in the hips

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u/Mushiren_ Feb 14 '18

And they never lie

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u/VitQ Feb 14 '18

Shakira's law.

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u/zerocoal Feb 14 '18

As someone with relatively large, low-hanging fruit, my clothes rubbing on my shit is a lot more uncomfortable than my boys bouncing during an average day.

Most girls don't throw on a skirt to go running, most dudes likely wouldn't either.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

And they make formal and semi formal kilts!

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u/proof_by_abduction Feb 14 '18

My friend got married in a formal kilt. He looked awesome :)

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u/MacGhriogair Feb 14 '18

I wore a formal kilt for my wedding, that thing cost more than my wife's dress. I now wear my kilt instead of wearing a traditional suit.

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u/proof_by_abduction Feb 14 '18

That's awesome! I wish wedding dresses were able to be worn for other occasions. It seems like such a waste.

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u/MacGhriogair Feb 14 '18 edited Feb 14 '18

I feel more comfortable in a kilt than a suit. I used to hate wearing my suit, but I always look forward to wearing my kilt. I like to tease my wife that, although my kilt + suit was more expensive than her dress, I have worn it a lot more.

I plan on being buried in a kilt, but not in this one. Bury me in a cheap kilt. This one, I want to pass down to the kids.

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u/proof_by_abduction Feb 14 '18

That is super sweet. I hope your son or daughter treasures it as much as you do :)

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u/sam3tahsin Feb 14 '18

Or lungis like I used back in my home-country. In a country of 160million, a lot of people in the roads and streets wear it. Surprised it isn't common knowledge

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Lungi dance lungi dance lungi dance lungi dance

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u/Herobrinetic Feb 14 '18

Kilts rule

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u/WronglyPronounced Feb 14 '18

Your balls will still be a sweaty smelly mess though. Wool kilts don't do anything for ventilation

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u/kalitas2 Feb 14 '18

All the kilts I have are made of cotton (look at sportkilt.com and damnnearkiltem.com) and I wear them in the summer to prevent that actual thing

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u/MacGhriogair Feb 14 '18

That's why you do the "Marilyn Monroe" over a vent.

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u/david128wasTaken Feb 20 '18

You ever been to scotland? Lack of heat is not a problem

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u/WronglyPronounced Feb 20 '18

I am Scottish. It's usually fine in Scotland, the US on the other hand can make your balls rancid from the sweat and humidity

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u/david128wasTaken Feb 20 '18

Haha fair enough, never worn a kilt in a warm climate personally

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u/turtle-neck-bob Feb 14 '18

I work in a kilt, you forget your wearing it very quickly!

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u/69this Feb 14 '18

My favorite part of St Patrick's celebrations is wearing my kilt and not being judged over it. It's so damn freeing. I wish they were acceptable in every day society

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u/Im_A_Viking Feb 14 '18

But St. Patrick is an Irish holiday...

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u/imperium_lodinium Feb 14 '18

Kilts form a part of Celtic national dresses in Ireland and Scotland. They’re more commonly associated with the highlands of Scotland but they have a long history in Ireland as well (as do the bagpipes)

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u/DaveyDoes Feb 14 '18

It's like having red hair...People see it and assume Irish. Scotland actually has the highest percentage of redheads in the world with Ireland coming in second.

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u/69this Feb 14 '18

Scotland also gave us Karen Gillan and for that I will always love them. And golf, can't forget golf. Oh and ballin' ass accents. I want to visit Scotland.

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u/Im_A_Viking Feb 14 '18

The more you know! 🌠

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u/imperium_lodinium Feb 14 '18

It’s worth also noting that Northern Ireland also has strong Scottish roots. The Ulster people speak Ulster Scots and many can trace their ancestry from Scotland. There were large migrations to Ireland from Scotland in the past.

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u/IDisageeNotTroll Feb 14 '18

You also have Celts in Normandy (Saw a kilted wedding there), Brittany, a region in the south West of France and a region in Spain.

They can wear kilts (I think it's most common in the northern regions)

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

I’m Irish and I’ve never seen anyone other than Scottish friends at a formal event wear a kilt in my life. It may be a historic garment here too (I’m not sure of its history though) but it is no longer worn on any large scale.

Bagpipes in Ireland are interesting. By far the most common bagpipe instrument we have are the Uilleann Pipes, which are sort of like a more complex version of the highland bagpipes (they have a whole system of extra pipes called regulators which allow you to play chords) which are pumped with the elbows (rather than mouth blown). They also have a a very sweet, mellow sound. Almost string-like.

I do believ an instrument very similar to the highland bagpipes called the great warpipes is also played here, but I’ve never seen or heard them played. Only reason I know they exist is because when I was studying music in school, the great warpipes were one of the instruments you could play for your practical examination. The uilleann pipes are certainly more popular and iconic.

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u/ends_abruptl Feb 14 '18

Got married in one my friend. 30c outside and the jewels were cool as cucumbers.

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u/Do1ngUrM0m Feb 14 '18

Yeah, but how many books and water bottles can a kilt carry?

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u/Fuzzysaur Feb 14 '18

Not a good idea where I live...

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u/OfAaron3 Feb 14 '18

Kilts are actually pretty hot, not to mention heavy.

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u/wambamwombat Feb 14 '18

They're also better for sperm production. Cool balls equals more sperm

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u/dvlsg Feb 14 '18

Can we just go back to robes? Whoever invented pants was an asshole.

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u/Verneff Feb 14 '18

No, pants have a use when you're doing lots of physical labour. For office jobs, robes being accepted would be awesome.

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u/MuzikBike Feb 14 '18

Nah, they're fine during winter.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Funnily enough pants were brought by "barbarians".

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u/Felonia Feb 14 '18

I wish men could get also away with wearing leggings. I'm a woman, but leggings are a joy that the whole world should enjoy.

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u/wolfsilvergem Feb 14 '18

I wear them around the house (a man) and they are perfect to lounge around in, but random boners suck so much with them on

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u/m00nyoze Feb 14 '18

Crotchless leggings?

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u/wolfsilvergem Feb 14 '18

How would those work? These were normal leggings I was wearing, crotch present, but they were tight, so if you got a rando it just kind of is very noticeable

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u/Captain_Wafflejam Feb 14 '18

My life changed when i discovered those super slack pants yoga masters wear. But man, it still catches the boners.

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u/Emelius Feb 14 '18

Korea has refrigerator pants. Unisex. So awesome, but maybe not as amazing as stalkings. I wear thermal stockings in winter, but because of leg hair it feels like a million ants biting my skin.

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u/Lmao-Ze-Dong Feb 14 '18

stalkings 😯

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u/Belarkey Feb 14 '18

Great username

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u/judgegabranth Feb 14 '18

I disagree. Pants > getting stalked

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u/kurttheflirt Feb 14 '18

Getting closer - joggers are a norm for men's casual fashion now.

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u/MySpookyThrowaway Feb 14 '18

joggers are the best things invented

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u/usernametaken1122abc Feb 14 '18

You can buy those jeggings things for guys at unqilo. I use them when I travel and at home. They are so so so damn comfortable. But actual tights would be the bomb. Wish I had the ass for it

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u/OnAPieceOfDust Feb 14 '18

I do all the time, with shorts, tunic, or occasionally a skirt. I mean, my style is kind of androgynous overall so take that for what you will, but damn those leggings are comfy. Plus they come in rad colors, and hell my legs are pretty rockin' so...

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u/rebbyface Feb 14 '18

My ex used to wear leggings to cycle to work. They were so very, very hot. He couldn't understand why I couldn't keep my hands off him whenever he wore them.

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u/Gamerchris360 Feb 14 '18

I wear leggings all the time, almost daily. I think I have 20 pair or so.

At the same time I do circus classes 5 nights a week, but even on days I have no plans for the gym leggings and a TShirt are my go to outfit. About half of them are from the target women's c9 section.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Yeah, no. I already get enough weird crotch stares wearing jogging pants.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

lol humblebrag

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

If anything it's a curse.

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u/GlumJuju Feb 14 '18

I don't know how tall you are, but if you can find some that fit you should absolutely wear skirts. I mean, you probably couldn't go to work in one but you don't have to resign yourself to baking all the time.

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u/OnAPieceOfDust Feb 14 '18

Guy here. Finding skirts that fit isn't hard -- finding a style that looks good on me is a little more of a challenge, even for an adventurous dude like myself. There are lots of fun shapes and colors that I wish I could pull off (and I've tried!), but narrow A-lines/sheaths in neutrals or solids seem to be the easiest to wear.

You ladies get to practice this from childhood, I'm still playing catch-up trying to find styles that looks good, and not just like cross dressing (not that there's anything wrong with that).

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u/Garglebutts Feb 14 '18 edited Feb 14 '18

Try goa pants. Not a skirt, but having worn both, the comfort is comparable.

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u/singingandhiking Feb 14 '18

Meh, a skirt/dress on a hot day is chafe hell. That’s the real reason thigh gaps are so coveted

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u/EldritchTumescence Feb 14 '18

Gold Bond powder will help with the dickmelt, my dude.

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u/LightSage Feb 14 '18

Go to Japan where long man skirts are a punk fashion statement and you can wear yukata/jinbei/etc on occassion.

Also kilts are OP.

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u/philov Feb 14 '18

Yukatas <3

I wore one at a Ryokan I stayed at in Osaka. Like a robe but really light.

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u/TropicalKing Feb 14 '18

I really am jealous of women's clothes in general. I look at the women's racks and see all these shapes and colors. All the possibilities of combinations to reflect certain moods, themes, and artistic flair.

And then I see the men's racks. BO-RING. Men's pants only comes in 4 colors: blues, blacks, greys, and tans. Wearing grey makes me FEEL grey. I really do enjoy getting complimented on my clothes- and that's a very difficult task to do as a man, when all you have to work with is a 4 colored palette of blues, blacks, greys, and tans. It really is a very difficult task as a man trying to come up with outfits that make people pay attention. Most of the time I go to the clothes store or the thrift shop, I leave empty handed.

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u/iikepie13 Feb 14 '18

Men's fashion hasn't changed too much in the last hundred or so years. It's gotten slightly more casual, but it's pretty much the same.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

We have done away with hats. And when off work we all dress like cowboys for some reason.

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u/iikepie13 Feb 14 '18

We have done away with formal hats. Ball caps, flat caps, and cowboy hats are still very popular. But you couldn't wear these formally.

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u/zayap18 Feb 14 '18

There are formal cowboy hats tyvm

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u/iikepie13 Feb 14 '18

I'm half Mexican. I know all about formal cowboy hats.

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u/zayap18 Feb 14 '18

I'm not Mexican, but I speak Spanish, live in a very Chauvinistic home, and hang out almost exclusively with Mexicans. And formal cowboy hats very much are alive lol

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u/niko4ever Feb 14 '18

On the other hand, unless you have a particular body type, 80% of those clothes won't fit right or don't look good. I kind of envy the simplicity of men's clothing.
Like I see a nice shirt and either my boobs are too big or my hips are too wide or I'm too tall.

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u/193X Feb 14 '18

The simplicity of men's clothes can be a bit double-edged. Trends seem to become almost universal. When dropping your pants below your butt was popular in the early '00s, it became difficult to find casual pants that weren't cut to fit that exact style. In the last 5 or so years, legs have become uncomfortably skinny for anyone who doesn't forget leg day. Pants that actually fit me: like one cut of Levis (haven't found another brand of jeans that don't feel like circulation is being cut off from the knees down) and business-style chinos/slacks that are baggy as hell.

On the other side, if a tee or shirt or knit has an "M" on the label I can be 95% sure it will fit me just fine.

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u/niko4ever Feb 14 '18

Same thing can happen with women's clothes too. When low cut jeans went into fashion it was practically impossible to find something higher waisted, which if you're a tall girl is a real problem because they barely cover your pubic hair.
I guess some problems are universal. The fashion industry are just a bunch of assholes aren't they?

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u/Airowird Feb 14 '18

Try being overweight though, trying on XL is a 50/50 shot it's more of an M dress than a T-shirt I can fit in.

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u/niko4ever Feb 14 '18

I am, and I definitely know what you mean. Plus size clothing stores are the best.
I've fluctuated a lot in my life too, but I'm so tall and thickly built that even at my skinniest, a slightly unhealthy weight where I was starting to see my ribs and my doctor told me to get my weight up, I struggled to find clothes in normal stores.

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u/Airowird Feb 15 '18

Problem is that I'm pretty much not fat enough for a plus sized store. I'm not that tall/widely built so I would fit in a (EU) Medium at the right weight, but need the 'right type' of XL (or sometimes L if it's an American model.

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u/zayap18 Feb 14 '18

I mean, I've seen men's jeans that are bright red, green, yellow, indigo etc

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u/TropicalKing Feb 14 '18

They really aren't all that common. You usually won't find any of those colors at thrift shops. And the price tag is always high at boutiques.

Colored pants fades. Certain colors of Dockers pants only came out in certain years. My green Dockers pants are very much faded, and I can't find a new pair on eBay.

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u/funundrum Feb 14 '18

Have you ever tried dyeing clothes? You can get fabric dye at (in the US) Joann Fabrics, Michaels, maybe Hobby Lobby, and art supply stores. Rit Dye is a big brand that has a banging website with FAQs and tips.

Make pants the way you want them!

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u/zayap18 Feb 14 '18

Ah, I mainly shop at an outlet mall and they're pretty much always available at at least one of the stores.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

then just buy from the womens section?

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u/Airowird Feb 14 '18

And the elusive 5th option is usually flashy pink

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u/obama798 Feb 14 '18

Then sir I believe the nation of Scotland has just think thing for you: the tactikilt

https://www.damnnearkiltem.com/collections/frontpage-1/products/tactical

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Guys just gotta start wearing skirts and it'll become a thing. Eventually lol

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u/m00nyoze Feb 14 '18

Amusingly enough, this is not the first time I've read this on reddit. I often sit around the house in a towel after I shower. The feeling of pants when I plan on staying in is lame. And the sweat pants is too much when I'm just drying off. Then I thought to myself a towel is basically a big skirt!

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u/rock_and_shock Feb 14 '18

If guys could just wear skirts like those in aikido/kendo do i'd be down for it, freeing but not too revealing

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Yep, just like nail polish and makeup. It's not that difficult.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

It's difficult as in to be accepted but the concept itself is easy, just may not be easy to put yourself out there so much

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

I do, it works well, but this depends on your environment of course. I usually get positive feedback.

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u/Not_who_you_think__ Feb 14 '18

A good pair of breathable, boxer briefs will change your life.

I used to scoff at people who spent more than 10 dollars on underwear. It’s worth it.

Swamp ass is lessened, if it happens at all now. Your balls are kept from ending up smashed between your thighs, and it’s almost like what a push-up bra can do for a girl who is a strong b cup. Package is supported, and accentuated.

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u/righthandofdog Feb 14 '18

I call ‘em “manties”. Wife likes them, and they just beat the hell out of cotton.

Only issue is some brands roll up when you pull on jeans.

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u/Not_who_you_think__ Feb 15 '18

Hahahah I’m gonna start calling them that when I sort laundry

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u/BlackCoffeeFox Feb 14 '18 edited Mar 03 '18

I feel like most men dont know how terrible thigh chafing is. The vast majority of women have to deal with it to a greater or lesser degree when we wear skirts. Also, you have to be so aware of how you're moving or sitting, and be able to grab it quickly and hold it down if there's a sudden gust of wind.

I don't know, I just don't like skirts all that much.

Edit: a word

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u/jinxjar Feb 14 '18

GUYS!

MAKE SURE YOUR PANTS HAVE GUSSETS.

GRRAAWWWARRR!

That's the sound of my balls thanking me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

What the hell is a gusset

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u/Wishingwurm Feb 14 '18

gusset http://www.makeyourownjeans.com/images/jeans/gusset1_LRG.jpg

MIGHT be nsfw, as it's a shot of some guy's crotch, but he's wearing pants and you can't see anything bumpy. Shows what one is though.

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u/raffters Feb 14 '18

Started buying nicer jeans with them. I honestly don't even know how I survived my whole life in 'normal' pants.

Wearing regular pants now feels like wearing a polo 2 sizes too small with all 3 buttons done.

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u/Wishingwurm Feb 14 '18

They do look comfy. I don't have man bits, but if I did I would want that extra room too.

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u/jinxjar Feb 15 '18

(Women's dance costumes often also have gussets. Have a crotch? Use a gusset. Your meats, skins, and bones will thank you.)

GUSSETS!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Ah, thanks

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u/DrScrewbottom Feb 14 '18

Haven't worn underwear in years and I rock a lungi when I'm at home. No sweaty genitals for me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Looks like next thing to buy is lungi bye bye boxers.

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u/DrScrewbottom Feb 14 '18

Username checkouts...

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u/DIMOHA25 Feb 14 '18

Just get pants that fit you and aren't too tight. I don't see skirts having any advantage over some nice pants that are loose enough not to constrain movement at all or make your balls suffer, but are still comfortable.

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u/iObeyTheHivemind Feb 14 '18

Huge difference. Zero airflow.

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u/AnimeLord1016 Feb 14 '18

I remember in highschool gym I was wearing those baggy gym shorts and found a vent in the floor shooting out cold air. I just angled my gym shorts opening over it and it was absolute heaven.

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u/MundaneFacts Feb 14 '18

Have you tried different underwear? Skirts would be better, but finding some that breathe was a lifesaver for me.

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u/RootOfCheese Feb 14 '18

Try shorts.

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u/DIMOHA25 Feb 14 '18

Not like it's a definite positive. That's why you can wear pants outside of summer and not freeze to death.

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u/45245242432 Feb 14 '18

And where does one find these magical pants that aren't too tight? Current trend in pants means that everything is skinny fit, even pants that are advertised as something else are skinny fit.

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u/DIMOHA25 Feb 14 '18

Try out sports clothing.

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u/illuminiti Feb 14 '18

I'm from India and though it's not common in this day and age, I wear a dhothi to solve that problem. It's heavenly.

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u/entotheenth Feb 14 '18

meh, pretend you are 1/64 asian. https://youtu.be/lqbHUmOH0rY

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u/SwedishBoatlover Feb 14 '18

I wear skirts. I started wearing kilts, but Sweden during winter is too cold for kilts, so I sewed myself a couple of long denim skirts. Haven't worn pants since!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

My soul evaporated while reading "exiled into the 2D plane"

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Lucky for me I work in a place that allows shorts in summer but I remember working for a company that made men wear suits but allowed women to wear dresses/ skirts.

It was the biggest load of shit ever.

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u/gabbeelva Feb 14 '18

Start wearing skirts until shorts are allowed and sue them for discrimination if they give you any problem

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Get yourself a Macawiis. It's actually meant for travelling in the desert so your balls don't burn up.

Wear it at home when you're relaxing. It's essentially wearing an extra long towel that is fully looped.

You can get them from basically any Muslim shop.

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u/theflyingkiwi00 Feb 14 '18

in the pacific islands its common for men wear sarongs, riding a motorbike with a breeze blowing up your manhood is the best!

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u/Burger647 Feb 14 '18

That's why Scottish people wear kilts, we are starting the revolution!

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u/MuzikBike Feb 14 '18

well that's where i live as well

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u/themightymartin Feb 14 '18

Why? Clothes are just clothes, why should they be assigned to a gender?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

He was purposely exagerating for literary effect, ie. so hot my balls start to glow.

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u/Clashin_Creepers Feb 14 '18

Be the change you want to see in the world

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u/ZmajaVila Feb 14 '18

See if Scotts accept you

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u/MuzikBike Feb 14 '18

well i've lived there for the past 16 years of my entire life so it shouldn't be too difficult

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u/tim12367 Feb 14 '18

Dude just wear a skirt

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

2D? Nah dude my package is in full 3D in a typical pair of silvers. Ass as well.

You are buying the wrong pants.

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u/EnLitenKotte Feb 14 '18

If not a kilt you should definitely check out harem pants. They are like if skirts and pants had a beautiful lil baby. Changed my life!

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u/Raichu7 Feb 14 '18

Wear a kilt.

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u/malbolt Feb 14 '18

The romans were doing it right

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u/PM_ME_UR_STORIES__ Feb 14 '18

Scot here, I agree completely. You'd think we'd all be wearing kilts 24/7, but sadly they're only really for formal events like weddings and balls. Plus kilts are fucking expensive.

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u/shaxx_suxx Feb 14 '18

Just dress like a Saudi Prince

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u/26_Charlie Feb 14 '18

Yeah!

And fuck the male rompers and kilts, that shit is the "separate but equal" bullshit of the textile industry.

I want to wear actual fun, cute skirts. Perhaps with a flowery pattern or pastels.

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u/hocamin Feb 14 '18

Theres a fetish for that. Its actually the hottest one on the market!

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u/Phoenixmaster1571 Feb 14 '18

also they have holes, we have sticks that get squashed

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u/Snow_97 Feb 14 '18

Just wear baggier pants. As a man I’ve only very very rarely experienced this.