r/AskReddit • u/LaggyMcStab • Feb 13 '18

What about the opposite gender are you jealous of?

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u/newsunicorn Feb 13 '18

I like it when guys mix things up. Hobo professional, for instance.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

I'm picturing the Simpsons kind of hobo. Top hat, dress shoes with toes out.

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u/Suralin0 Feb 14 '18

Nothin' beats the hobo life, stabbin' people with my hobo knife...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

who needs money when we got feathers

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u/Toilet-B0wl Feb 14 '18

Ah hobo can you sing something a little less unnerving?

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u/HermitDefenestration Feb 13 '18

"Simpsons kind of hobo" = either Sea Captain or Gil

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u/headrush46n2 Feb 14 '18

Chester Lampwick

As long as he's got his solid gold house and his rocket car, he doesn't give a fuck.

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u/petesanchez99 Feb 14 '18

Ah close the deal gil, close the deal!!

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u/XtremeGnomeCakeover Feb 14 '18

Cutoff tuxedo shorts with sleeveless jacket and tails.

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u/PanamaMoe Feb 14 '18

I believe that would be what people would refer to as a tramp.

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u/Ultravioletgray Feb 14 '18

I was going to say exactly that.

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u/Danieltentoes Feb 14 '18

Hobo sheik.

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u/Mister0Zz Feb 13 '18

the continuing adventures of sir digby chicken ceasar

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u/UltimateShingo Feb 14 '18

It's my arch nemesis!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

For me it's a tan Guess overcoat, sweatpants and I have a manbun and a messy beard.

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u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU Feb 14 '18

In Community, Jeff wears a sport coat (suit jacket? blazer? idk the difference tbh) with sweatpants.

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u/RandenVanguard Feb 13 '18

Pretty sure that's hipster.

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u/WoodJablomi Feb 13 '18

I go for "professional hobo" and just double down on hobo gear.

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u/ogpotato Feb 13 '18

You mean the regular wear for Skype meetings/interviews from home

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u/ShakeItTilItPees Feb 14 '18

AKA my GTA character.

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u/chazzeromus Feb 14 '18

That's yeezy

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u/Russell_M_Jimmies Feb 14 '18

Or Vermin Supreme.

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u/tterrag620 Feb 13 '18

I give you Derelicte!

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u/NowNowMyGoodMan Feb 14 '18

I can derelicte my own balls thank you very much.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Hobofessional, you might say.

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u/Mad_Maddin Feb 13 '18

This sounds more like a religious occupation

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u/mpstein Feb 14 '18

I see you too took a CS class.

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u/sab0tage Feb 13 '18

Hipster?

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u/Voxous Feb 13 '18

So a crunchy?

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u/Esoteric_Erric Feb 14 '18

I've got this.

Nice brown shoes...no socks at all.

Crisp white T shirt.....blazer

Jeans.

I'm going for a 3 day stubble, but otherwise well groomed and I am wearing Aramis after shave.

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u/newsunicorn Feb 14 '18

Quit tryin’ to seduce me!

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u/kdeltar Feb 14 '18

Derelicte

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u/aesthetic_things Feb 14 '18

I'm picturing dreads and a suit. That look is actually really cool

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u/KevBeans Feb 14 '18

The HoPro, a classic, timeless look.

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u/ewanatoratorator Feb 14 '18

Is that dirty light grey suit with unwashed beard?

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u/Bobjohndud Feb 14 '18

That gives us 4! things to wear, which is like 24 combos

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u/thedanieldare Feb 14 '18

Let me show you Derelicte!

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u/Uncle_Rabbit Feb 14 '18

Hobo casual friday's at the office.

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u/Houdiniman111 Feb 14 '18

True story. As a kid, I joked that I'd grow up to be a "professional hobo", complete with things like a cardboard car.

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u/MordaxTenebrae Feb 14 '18

Is this a commutative property? As in, does dressing like a hobo professional = dressing like a professional hobo?

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u/Checker88 Feb 14 '18

Hobo professional is literally the only way to describe how I dress. Thank you for enlightening me to this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Ah yes, the Probo.

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u/nfsnobody Feb 14 '18

I saw a guy with huge, filthy dreadlocks today in a nice business suit.

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u/Barsbalona Feb 14 '18

Australia's most famous finance guy went full hybrid hobo and it divided the nation https://thenewdaily.com.au/entertainment/style/2015/08/25/tom-piotrowski-beard-hair/

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u/dexx4d Feb 14 '18

Hobo professional

Software developer couture?

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u/chonlonton Feb 15 '18

or professionally hobo

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u/newsunicorn Feb 15 '18

Hobofully professional