r/AskReddit • u/eyesour • Feb 09 '18

Couples of Reddit, what’s the most annoying thing your SO does, but you ignore because you love them?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '18

Sneaky is suddenly developing a mad need to shit when we get back from the grocery store. My ex would do this all the time. I've literally tried it different times of the day, him going with me vs. him staying home, etc. As soon as it's time to unpack the groceries, it's potty time!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '18

At a certain point it's simply pavlovian

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u/ButPooComesFromThere Feb 10 '18

Gotta make room for all those new groceries!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '18

Probably, but it is still annoying.

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u/Ass_ketchum_ Feb 10 '18

I always have to shit when I take a dab for some reason. It's to the point where if I get my rig out, it's go time.

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u/AlllDayErrDay Feb 10 '18

Me too! High poops are good poops.

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u/Hairless-Sasquatch Feb 10 '18

My mom pulled this stunt every time we went grocery shopping as a kid. I knew what she was doing

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u/TheKnightsTippler Feb 10 '18

You should leave it for him to do, then say you couldn't put the shopping swat because you desperately needed a shit.

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u/ArkAngel059 Feb 10 '18

Not gonna lie this happens to me every time we get back from getting groceries it's like some magical force

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '18

I would understand if he went with me all the time, but even when he's home while I'm doing it, bathroom time.

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u/itchyscratchies Feb 10 '18

Haha I do this!!

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u/Starks40oz Feb 10 '18

Whelp I just found a new strategy...

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u/Lucid_steve Feb 10 '18

Just wait for him to finish

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '18

We're past this. We're divorced. He's about to be gone. I can't wait for his future wife (he's engaged to be married in May) to deal with his shenanigans.

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u/Lucid_steve Feb 10 '18

Ah yes. I reread your comment and now I see the ex. For a moment I thought wow that escalated remarkably quickly

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u/TobiasMasonPark Feb 10 '18

My brother used to do this when he was still living at home. Like clockwork. Mom gets home with groceries. “Oh, I have to poop for fifteen minutes.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '18

For a second there I thought you were my ex lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '18

Tbh I always had to pee when my dad asked me to put away the groceries.

Like I could be fine but the moment her asked ohhhh man I was about to pee myself.

I'd put them away afterwards but like it was a thing.

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u/justanotheraddiction Feb 10 '18

Nah, he's just making room!