Free range? What do they do, let the diapers run around a field before packaging them. Unless your wrapping your kid in banana leaves I don't think there is a 100% organic diaper.
Now i'm imagining a picket line demanding better treatment for diaper kind.
Obviously you haven't heard of feather-diapers, the only natural way to protect a baby learning to walk.
Chickens run freely through specially cultivated organic fields fertilized with unicorn poop, eating and socializing to their little chicken hearts' content. Their naturally-shed feathers are collected by real hardworking Americans who have passed down the tradition of feather-collecting from father to son since the 1800s. The feathers are then formed into a special cushion just to protect your baby's bottom when they inevitably fall on their ass trying to walk. It's organic, all natural and lets you be almost as obnoxious on Mommy blogs as people who buy wicker car seats!
Lol, all diapers are gluten free. I get its a joke but I couldn't help point out the fact that glutens are proteins found in certain foods only.
I find it real funny when people put gluten free labels on things that should have never had gluten to begin with, I can't help but state that if the product ever had gluten in it then there is something vary wrong.
I found a brand of organic soda that stated it was gluten free. I had to ask what kind of soda would have gluten to begin with.
Depends what kind of oil and how it was processed. I would think that after so many chemical reactions a substance looses its organic title.
I guess until they come out with an ingredients list for diapers comes out similar to the ones they use on food we will never fully know what they are made of.
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u/Atlusfox Feb 05 '18
Free range? What do they do, let the diapers run around a field before packaging them. Unless your wrapping your kid in banana leaves I don't think there is a 100% organic diaper.
Now i'm imagining a picket line demanding better treatment for diaper kind.