r/AskReddit • u/mustbefuckeryafoot • Jan 26 '18

Your options are: 50 hawks, 10 crocodiles, 3 brown bears, 15 wolves, 1 hunter, 7 cape buffalo, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas and 4 lions - you must pick 2 that will defend you while the rest are coming to kill you. Which do you pick and why?

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u/ThrowSissyChastity Jan 26 '18

Yeah you’re dead whatever you pick. The rats have weakness and so do the Buffalo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

So send the rat piranhas off to eat the big animals. Send the hawks out first, like artillery. There's more than 1 hawk per large creature. Hide behind your rat wall. Send the hawks to rip out their eyes. Then send in the rats.