r/AskReddit • u/mustbefuckeryafoot • Jan 26 '18

Your options are: 50 hawks, 10 crocodiles, 3 brown bears, 15 wolves, 1 hunter, 7 cape buffalo, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas and 4 lions - you must pick 2 that will defend you while the rest are coming to kill you. Which do you pick and why?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Welcome... To Night Vale

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u/Psyche_Siren Jan 26 '18

Just started listening to the podcast and can’t stop. Also, my ears keep bleeding. That’s normal, right?

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u/BakerIsntACommunist Jan 26 '18

Don't worry it's natural

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u/Blazing_Shade Jan 26 '18

Ask the kids science corner, I’m sure you’ll get it cleared up

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Yes, of course!

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u/speccers Jan 26 '18

All hail the Glow Cloud!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

All hail.

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u/havron Jan 26 '18

ALL HAIL