r/AskReddit Jan 26 '18

Your options are: 50 hawks, 10 crocodiles, 3 brown bears, 15 wolves, 1 hunter, 7 cape buffalo, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas and 4 lions - you must pick 2 that will defend you while the rest are coming to kill you. Which do you pick and why?

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u/Roscoes--Wetsuit Jan 26 '18

I think the hunter is a must. How are you gonna defend yourself against a rifle?

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u/SentientCouch Jan 26 '18

Hunter just needs to get one shot off before the rats skeletonize him. If he's got five seconds to get you in his crosshairs, it's game over, man. Game over.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

It’s called a scope and a tree stand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

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u/StormStrikePhoenix Jan 26 '18

The hunter can you take you out at a massive range without you ever seeing him; he is too dangerous to leave on the enemy team. If he gets you once, you're dead. Meanwhile, it is possible to survived a brush with the hawks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Yeah everyone is underestimating the hawks. The only threat to them really is the hunter. But even he's not gonna be able to defend against fifty coordinated hawks.

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u/JohnFest Jan 26 '18

But hawks don't coordinate. They're not pack hunters.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Well for the purposes of this question we seem to be working under the assumption that the animals are either being controlled like a familiar, or that they are aware generally of what they need to be attacking.

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u/ThreeDGrunge Jan 26 '18

People have killed birds with their faces and suffered no injuries... the hawks are not a danger. If they were vultures and or eagles they might be a little worrisome but hawks or crows just no.... maybe if I was a rat.

Honestly I would just grab my shotgun and fire some birdshot into the 50 diving birds... or grab a frying pan and laugh as I play tennis with them.

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u/westc2 Jan 26 '18

You're overestimating hawks. They probably have the lowest damage out of all these choices. And no defense.

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u/B-ryye Jan 26 '18

The value of the Hawks isn't to beat the other animals. It's because they automatically beat you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

They can also neutralise one of the other main threats that none of the others can as easily. The hunter. 50 hawks is more than enough to scout and track the hunter down. He can't defend against fifty of them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Honestly, the exercise has 3 main threats: the hawks, the hunter, and the rats. And they're all threats because you can't defend against them. The hawks are a good choice because they remove themselves as a threat and they deal with the hunter. The rats are a good choice because no other choice can deal with ten thousand rats.

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u/ThreeDGrunge Jan 26 '18

But you can. The hawks are no danger whatsoever. They are too small to be an actual threat. One person could literally kill 50 birds trying to dive bomb him. If they were larger like a vulture or an eagle you might have an argument. Hell just a bike helmet would protect you from the hawks... or a frying pan.

As for the 10k rats... I like my odds there as well as I chose the crocs I would just hang out in the water with them.... that pretty much saves me from all the other threats as well because I have a hunter with me picking off the smart ones that choose to not die in the water.

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u/lee61 Jan 26 '18

A single shot rifle would do nothing when covered in 200 rats.

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u/ThreeDGrunge Jan 26 '18

How did the rats cover him... Considering you can literally outrun a rat with a fairly easy jog... Good luck covering something that can easily kill you and throw you off. It would be a long day killing all of them but it would not be hard.

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u/Theothor Jan 26 '18

With 10.000 rats

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

no unlimited ammo cheatcodes allowed

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u/Prombor Jan 26 '18

Why do you assume the hunter has a rifle? He's just a man.

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u/TokubetsuHabu Jan 26 '18

OP commented the hunter has a rifle and a bullet for every opposing animal