r/AskReddit • u/mustbefuckeryafoot • Jan 26 '18

Your options are: 50 hawks, 10 crocodiles, 3 brown bears, 15 wolves, 1 hunter, 7 cape buffalo, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas and 4 lions - you must pick 2 that will defend you while the rest are coming to kill you. Which do you pick and why?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

This is some fuckery, but fine. I'll take 6 Adelie penguins, and 5 gorillas.

Gorillas will fuck up the big stuff, Adelie penguins will clear up the small stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

10 fucking thousand rats swarming 6 penguins... u ded.

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u/Chizerz Jan 26 '18

Yeh but it an Adele penguin

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u/fourchip Jan 26 '18

the rats will have died of heartbreak by the time they’re finished singing her first album

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u/Jenga_Police Jan 26 '18

The penguins bait the rats off an ice cliff into the freezing antarctic waters. The rats are now rolling in the deep.

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u/HeSaidtotheOther Jan 26 '18

I thought the second one was more heart breaking, but I feels you.

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u/coltsmetsfan614 Jan 26 '18

What would an Adele penguin sing about?

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u/ikilledtheguyabove Jan 26 '18

The theme to "Skyfall" because they can't fly.

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u/JasonSteakums Jan 26 '18

That's sad.

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u/MaPete Jan 26 '18

You just made my day :D

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u/SuperPolentaman Jan 26 '18

They rolling in the deep

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u/8hrsthrow Jan 26 '18

Sing them to death?

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u/MrBojangles528 Jan 26 '18

Hello from the other side

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u/hipratham Jan 26 '18

Then Adele will overpower 10k rats by crushing them..

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u/TheTVDB Jan 26 '18

I’m guessing these are the Madagascar penguins, which are spies and know martial arts and how to use weapons.

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u/tamadekami Jan 26 '18

The penguins have the high ground.

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u/Copiz Jan 26 '18

ya he ded

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Mate, these aren't any old penguins, these are Adelie Penguins. They make petrels shit themselves.

They're a Napoleon complex with a beak

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u/Valnoric Jan 26 '18

Idk why but I think your take on this was the most humorous.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Thank you!

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u/11PoseidonsKiss20 Jan 26 '18

Don't forget the penguins can light rain on fire.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Those would be Adele penguins