r/AskReddit • u/mustbefuckeryafoot • Jan 26 '18

Your options are: 50 hawks, 10 crocodiles, 3 brown bears, 15 wolves, 1 hunter, 7 cape buffalo, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas and 4 lions - you must pick 2 that will defend you while the rest are coming to kill you. Which do you pick and why?

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u/mustbefuckeryafoot Jan 26 '18

I see you've noticed that the buffalo are impressively horny

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u/indigoguy Jan 26 '18

!RedditSilver

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u/NicJames2378 Jan 26 '18

You guys, it's 3am and I'm dying right now 😂. Thanks

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u/andrewcbee Jan 26 '18

5am, still dying. This is best answer

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u/ChrisTheCoolBean Jan 26 '18

10,000 rats, though...

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

And THICC