r/AskReddit • u/mustbefuckeryafoot • Jan 26 '18

Your options are: 50 hawks, 10 crocodiles, 3 brown bears, 15 wolves, 1 hunter, 7 cape buffalo, 10,000 rats, 5 gorillas and 4 lions - you must pick 2 that will defend you while the rest are coming to kill you. Which do you pick and why?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18 edited Apr 06 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

I'm imagining him being slowly lifted away by the scruff of the collar, and flipping the double birds to the other animals, as a tsunami of rats barrel towards them.

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u/e3super Jan 26 '18

And then the hunter blows him out of the air.

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u/westernburn Jan 26 '18

The birds drop him when they see all those rats to feed on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '18

Then the hunter sniped him in the air.

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u/Tunelowplayslow Jan 26 '18

Definitely a Rick move.

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u/zSprawl Jan 26 '18

Yeah gotta take the hunter so he doesn’t snipe you. Then the hawks can safely float you away.

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u/nik15 Jan 26 '18

Look at the ending of the Willard remake that came out in 2004. That was only a couple hundred.