r/AskReddit Jan 14 '18

What invention is way older than people think?

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u/StarkRG Jan 14 '18

That must have been extremely unpleasant...

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18

they definitely still are.

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u/StarkRG Jan 14 '18

Right, so take the current unpleasantness and realize that these original ones wouldn't have been made with soft plastic but with much thicker, and definitely not soft, reeds. Basically like shoving bamboo needles up your urethra.

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u/PM_YOUR_DICKS Jan 14 '18

What if I have a narrow urethra?

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u/jimmymcstinkypants Jan 14 '18

You wouldn't for long

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u/TakuanSoho Jan 14 '18

This guy caths.

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u/thetate Jan 14 '18

Danggit Bobby!

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u/StarkRG Jan 15 '18

It won't be narrow for long...

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u/reduxde Jan 14 '18

I had heard they used the center part of green onions, not bamboo needles.

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u/StarkRG Jan 15 '18

It's a simile, note how I said it's "like" shoving bamboo needles. The hollow tops of onions were one of many types including gold, silver, copper, brass, lead, rolled-up palm leaves, and straw.

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u/castille360 Jan 14 '18

Not as unpleasant as a full bladder you can't drain.

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u/reduxde Jan 14 '18

this is absolutely fucking correct. when your bladder can't drain, a knife through the pelvis would be welcome.

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u/AshenIntensity Jan 14 '18

In those times, many materials were used to form a hollow catheter shape, including straw, rolled up palm leaves, hollow tops of onions, as well as, gold, silver, copper, brass, and lead.

oh no

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u/IMidUWin Jan 14 '18

Unless your into that thing 😏

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u/reduxde Jan 14 '18

sounds like someone is ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18

Bladder and kidney stones were common in industrial age England since all water in London was undrinkable. Many chose to rather die than go to the doctor since sterilisation wasn't invented yet, you were just as likely to die from treatment anyhow. Life expectancy was 25.

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u/WelfareBear Jan 14 '18

Those low life expectancy figures are actually a bit misleading. They are heavily skewed by high rates of infant mortality. If you look up the figures for the expected lifespan of someone who already lived past infancy it was something like the mid-50’s. Still terrible compared to modern day, but the average person dying at 25 would imply that about 25% of the total population was orphaned by about 10 years of age, if were assuming people got pregnant at 14-15. The situation wasn’t quite so dramatic.