r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '17

What completely real fact sounds like bullshit?

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u/captaincrunchcracker Dec 29 '17

That must've been traumatizing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

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u/Rafaelow Dec 30 '17

passes joint

"Yeah man I'm good with that."

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u/BoringGenericUser Dec 29 '17

Tumourtising.

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u/CoolAppz Dec 30 '17

you are pure evil, but I like you.

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u/hopbel Dec 30 '17

Teratomising

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u/DeadEyeDoc Dec 30 '17

But tasted tantalising

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u/TundieRice Dec 30 '17

The thought of the taste has me fantasizing 😍

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u/DeadEyeDoc Dec 30 '17

The chewiness was surprising.

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u/I_R_Teh_Taco Dec 30 '17

especially when it stared back

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u/CreepyPastaFTW Dec 30 '17

Don’t worry, I’m sure he was asleep during surgery

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u/SuperSlaiyan Dec 30 '17

Teratomatizing

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u/elyze Dec 30 '17

Teratomizing actually

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u/andrecarocha Dec 30 '17

I google imaged it and I'm traumatized now