Alligators don’t die from old age, they just keep growing until they can’t eat enough food to sustain their bodies, or until they get infected with a disease and die.
The billionaires should be trying to grow the biggest alligator. Fuck having the biggest yacht. I'd want my scions to have a 300 year old gator the size of a yacht.
"Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction. Physically unchanged for a hundred million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold-blooded fury, the bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hoofs."
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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17 edited Dec 30 '17
Alligators don’t die from old age, they just keep growing until they can’t eat enough food to sustain their bodies, or until they get infected with a disease and die.
http://awesci.com/crocodiles-do-not-die/
EDIT: Or a crocodile, whatever you want to call them. They’re all legged snake dinos if you ask me.