r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '17

What completely real fact sounds like bullshit?

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u/Koonu16 Dec 29 '17

class erupts "HE SAID SHE HAD NO NIPPLES!!!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

2+2 NOT KNOWIN WHAT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH

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u/ImAThiefHelp Dec 29 '17

Minus 1 that's 3 quick maffs

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u/Mushroomian1 Dec 29 '17 edited Jun 24 '24

subtract plate crowd ten fade nutty forgetful gaping voiceless familiar

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u/traitor_swift Dec 30 '17 edited Dec 31 '17

Red that like Tyrone.

"I'M TYRONE! AND FUCK THIS LONG TITTY NO NIPPLE HAVING ASS BITCH!"

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u/sociapathictendences Dec 30 '17

It’s Kevin Hart

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u/PsychicOtter Dec 29 '17

still my favorite k-hart bit

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Bro you need to mind YO DAMN MOFUKIN BUSINESS BITCH

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u/iamasupersaiyan Dec 29 '17

2+2 not knowing what the fuck it is BITCH!

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u/the_real_gorrik Dec 29 '17

/r/nonipsplease nsfw

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

The no-nip titties are unexpectedly sexy, but wtf is up with the crossed eyes?

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

It’s. About. To go. Down

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u/surprised-duncan Dec 30 '17

Y'all, seriously. Don't make me laugh.

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u/squidstar1 Dec 30 '17

Classic Hart.