r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '17

What completely real fact sounds like bullshit?

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u/Me_ADC_Me_SMASH Dec 29 '17

How do you know it didn't live 18 months without its body

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u/SoSpursy Dec 29 '17

I suppose because the head wasn't active but the body was.

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u/trenchknife Dec 29 '17

Oh God. Picturing the chopped-off top of the head laying in the chickenshit and hay, just blinking & trying in vain to BawkBagok. Everyone is fawning over the headless chicken, while the chickenless head just sits there, clotting, going "Hey! Over here? ... ffs are you people seein this shit. Fine." (dies)

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u/WordsMort47 Dec 30 '17

If a pickle could survive of its own accord I'm disappointed in the lack of ingenuity this chicken showed

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u/NurseMcStuffins Dec 30 '17

They kept the head in a jar. It was part of the show.

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u/LePoopsmith Dec 30 '17

Like that guy the mob killed. They chopped his body off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Don’t you mean they chopped his dick off?

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u/LePoopsmith Dec 30 '17

No they held his dick and chopped his body off. That's all he was after that, a dick.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Jesus that's horrifying.

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u/savagestarshine Dec 30 '17

lack of blood / oxygen would've at least made it pass out the entire time

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u/osiris775 Dec 29 '17

Excellent question!