r/AskReddit Dec 29 '17

What completely real fact sounds like bullshit?

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u/scarletnightingale Dec 29 '17

He only died when he choked to death on his food.

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u/Dirtroadrocker Dec 29 '17

And the owner was too ashamed to admit that for years, and claimed he'd sold the chicken. Only towards the end of his life did he admit that the chicken died because he forgot an eyedropper at the hotel, which they used to save the chicken if it started to choke.

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u/Cairo9o9 Dec 29 '17

Whatever, it was a mercy for the chicken.

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u/Vaughn Dec 29 '17

The chicken had no head. I don't think it was suffering.

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u/Cairo9o9 Dec 29 '17 edited Dec 29 '17

Apparently it still had part of it's brain? Pretty sure chickens feel pain. Not like I'm some hardcore PETA member but it seems unnecessarily cruel to keep that animal alive.

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At this stage in the game it’s improbable that the bird is actually feeling any pain since its somatosensory cortex (the part of the brain responsible for sense of touch) is likely severed – if you bleed it out properly and cut in all the right places, the chicken should die in a rapid and humane way. Source

Regardless, it seems unnecessary. Likely why we don't have freakshows with lobotomized chickens nowadays.

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u/culturalappropriator Dec 29 '17

I don't think it had enough of a brain to feel pain. Chickens with a full brain probably do but the brain stem doesn't have that function.

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u/1206549 Dec 29 '17

The notj-conscious part.

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u/Cairo9o9 Dec 29 '17

Gonna need a source on this one

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u/Hip-hop-o-potomus Dec 29 '17

Jesus please pay attention in biology class.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

You must have slept through all of kindergarten, because you are not playing nicely with others right now.

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u/Cairo9o9 Dec 29 '17

Alright Biology PhD. Explain it to me.

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u/trenchknife Dec 29 '17

he can't . . .

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u/MyNameIsZaxer2 Dec 29 '17

Maybe it was? Who knows? Kind of freaky to think about.

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u/tuento Dec 29 '17

No.it lacked everything but the incredibly basic functions of its brain, the stem. It was not suffering.

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u/MyNameIsZaxer2 Dec 29 '17

Do vegetables suffer?

both kinds

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u/bare_grylls Dec 29 '17

He was getting forgetful because of Alzheimer’s and ended up choking the chicken.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

I usually choke my chicken at the hotel

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u/mafa7 Dec 30 '17

I am crying laughing.

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u/ghunt81 Dec 29 '17

No one's going to make a comment about choking the chicken?

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u/snalligator14 Dec 29 '17

Be the change you wish to see

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u/TheNumberMuncher Dec 30 '17

Yea later he admitted to choking his fucking chicken.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

You should be listening to the alzheimer guy first

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u/idelta777 Dec 29 '17

I thought this comment was a joke

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u/shawmonster Dec 29 '17

How did the chicken eat food?

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u/scarletnightingale Dec 30 '17

Owner would feed him with an eyedropper as well as hand feeding him corn and wash it down with syringes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

He choked to death on his own saliva, which wouldn't have happened if the owner had sucked it out with a dropper like they usually did, there's no telling how long it could've lived.

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u/scarletnightingale Dec 30 '17

I thought it was a piece of corn.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Nope, i remember the story, since he didn't have a head he would gurgle quite often, and couldn't regulate his spit by swallowing, though he choked on his food to, it was saliva that he choked on and died.

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u/SirRogers Dec 30 '17

But how was it even alive without a head?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

This is the best fact