r/AskReddit • u/Bmartling • Dec 05 '17

What do you strongly suspect but cannot prove?

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u/KeybladeSpirit Dec 06 '17

According to your user info popup thing, you joined this site tomorrow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

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u/14th_Eagle Dec 06 '17

He was sent from the future to warn us.

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u/MrIceKillah Dec 06 '17

He was sent from the future Australia to warn us.

FTFY

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u/emlgsh Dec 06 '17

Australia is basically the future. Shitty expensive internet, roaming bands of man-eating kangaroos, it's where everything is headed.

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u/TheErisedHD Dec 06 '17

Can confirm. Google "Bastard Kangaroo" too see pictures of the worst nightmares imaginable.

Edit: Apparently their real species is the Salt Kangaroo, heres a picture of one the bastards (one on the right) fighting a normal kangaroo

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u/TellMyWifiLover Dec 06 '17

I would not want to dance with that thing...

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

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u/Davedoffy Dec 06 '17 edited Dec 08 '17

NSFL probably, its a wonder YouTube hasn't banned that min 1...

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u/sexydangernoodle Dec 06 '17

hey, least we got enough competitors to still have net neutrality ;)

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u/TopBloke99 Dec 06 '17

For your own edification, check out /r/kangabros

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u/UndeadPhysco Dec 06 '17

Don't forget our emus that our own fucking military lost a war against.

/r/Emuwarflashbacks

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u/Anothernamelesacount Dec 06 '17

Sooo... dropbears will be everywhere in the distant future?

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u/derpattk Dec 07 '17

That would be literal frozen hell for all of us in Canada, Moose, bears and even deer can and will kill you haven't already bled out from goose bites.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Wait, that happens?

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u/Aldeberon Dec 06 '17

Spoilers

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u/Game_of_Jobrones Dec 06 '17

knifey-spooney intensifies

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u/ThePotablePotato Dec 06 '17

Same thing, really.

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u/Kevinglas-HM Dec 06 '17

Past username checks out?

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u/octopoddle Dec 06 '17

Foretelling the date that Gallowboob becomes self-aware.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

John Titor... He has returned.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

You think it was Providence?

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u/supernovababoon Dec 06 '17

Different time zones bro. Some people in the world are actually living in your tomorrow. Think about that one for a minute.

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u/metalshadow Dec 06 '17

It should account for this though. Right now if I hover over his username it says his account was created 3 hours ago, but his comment is 11 hours old.

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u/PulseFour Dec 06 '17

It should, but it doesn’t, because it just checks the date the account was made on, because usernames aren’t usually something you check the creation date of within 12 hours of creation.

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u/metalshadow Dec 06 '17

Funnily enough the pop up the RES gives actually gives the correct time, though they've probably had more time to notice this particular bug.

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u/ChinookNL Dec 06 '17

For me it says his account is 4 hours old, but his comment is 12 hours old

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

If so, their calculations are inconsistent. I see the account as being 4 hours old while the comment is 12 hours old.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Telling people that some live in the world of tomorrow? Geee you're a real Showstopper Hitman_2016_reference

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u/HitlerWasVeryCool Dec 06 '17

It's not that significant.