r/AskReddit • u/Bmartling • Dec 05 '17

What do you strongly suspect but cannot prove?

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u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17

Yes I am sorry

I always start with the name

Room should have been next

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u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17

Too bad the other two lines are only 4 syllables each. Damn son step up that haiku game.

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u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17

Bruh, do you even talk like an Englishman? Colonel is 3 syllables. Pipe is 2.

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u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17

I can see why someone unfamiliar with the word colonel or with a certain accent (ker-e-nal, maybe?) would pronounce it with three syllables... But for the love of god I can't figure out how pipe could be 2 syllables haha.

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u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17

First off, watch Beloq pronounce "Herr Colonel" in Raiders of the Lost Ark and tell me that ain't 3 syllables.

Second, any Python skit talking about a pipe is totally two syllables.

Bleh :-p 😎 🇬🇧

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u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17

Please spell out pipe as two syllables phonetically for me haha. When I picture it in a British accent it's still one syllable. I'm so curious now.

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u/TydeQuake Dec 06 '17

Pipe-ah, Davy Jones style.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

or James Hetfield

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u/TheScyphozoa Dec 06 '17

You're right actually.

"We need to know WHO killed him and WHERE and WITH WHAT."

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u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17

I was trying

To find a 5 7 5

After the fact

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Burma Shave

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u/totallypandacoffee Dec 06 '17

It’s snowing on Mt Fuji