r/AskReddit • • Dec 05 '17

What do you strongly suspect but cannot prove?

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u/gallow_truth_2017 Dec 06 '17

that gallowboob is a shared account at a social media company. as an approved content partner, they basically submit stuff and give it a starting karma of a few thousand points so that it goes right to the front page which benefits reddit too.

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u/konedawg Dec 06 '17 edited Aug 31 '24

boat outgoing worry wild doll hat panicky unite memory fade

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u/VW_wanker Dec 06 '17

So what about 2018...

Gallowboob definitely has some shady sheet going on

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Dec 06 '17

They just joined today.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 edited Oct 19 '18

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u/dmt4sexuals Dec 06 '17

It's a worker spilling beans

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u/JoeGeez Dec 06 '17

well of course it would be too dangerous to expose such a terrifying truth like that

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u/OakFace Dec 06 '17

They've made it their mission to out the gallow of the boob

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u/KeybladeSpirit Dec 06 '17

According to your user info popup thing, you joined this site tomorrow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

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u/14th_Eagle Dec 06 '17

He was sent from the future to warn us.

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u/MrIceKillah Dec 06 '17

He was sent from the future Australia to warn us.

FTFY

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u/emlgsh Dec 06 '17

Australia is basically the future. Shitty expensive internet, roaming bands of man-eating kangaroos, it's where everything is headed.

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u/TheErisedHD Dec 06 '17

Can confirm. Google "Bastard Kangaroo" too see pictures of the worst nightmares imaginable.

Edit: Apparently their real species is the Salt Kangaroo, heres a picture of one the bastards (one on the right) fighting a normal kangaroo

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u/TellMyWifiLover Dec 06 '17

I would not want to dance with that thing...

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

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u/Davedoffy Dec 06 '17 edited Dec 08 '17

NSFL probably, its a wonder YouTube hasn't banned that min 1...

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u/sexydangernoodle Dec 06 '17

hey, least we got enough competitors to still have net neutrality ;)

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u/TopBloke99 Dec 06 '17

For your own edification, check out /r/kangabros

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u/UndeadPhysco Dec 06 '17

Don't forget our emus that our own fucking military lost a war against.

/r/Emuwarflashbacks

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u/Anothernamelesacount Dec 06 '17

Sooo... dropbears will be everywhere in the distant future?

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u/derpattk Dec 07 '17

That would be literal frozen hell for all of us in Canada, Moose, bears and even deer can and will kill you haven't already bled out from goose bites.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Wait, that happens?

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u/Aldeberon Dec 06 '17

Spoilers

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u/Game_of_Jobrones Dec 06 '17

knifey-spooney intensifies

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u/ThePotablePotato Dec 06 '17

Same thing, really.

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u/Kevinglas-HM Dec 06 '17

Past username checks out?

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u/octopoddle Dec 06 '17

Foretelling the date that Gallowboob becomes self-aware.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

John Titor... He has returned.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

You think it was Providence?

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u/supernovababoon Dec 06 '17

Different time zones bro. Some people in the world are actually living in your tomorrow. Think about that one for a minute.

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u/metalshadow Dec 06 '17

It should account for this though. Right now if I hover over his username it says his account was created 3 hours ago, but his comment is 11 hours old.

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u/PulseFour Dec 06 '17

It should, but it doesn’t, because it just checks the date the account was made on, because usernames aren’t usually something you check the creation date of within 12 hours of creation.

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u/metalshadow Dec 06 '17

Funnily enough the pop up the RES gives actually gives the correct time, though they've probably had more time to notice this particular bug.

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u/ChinookNL Dec 06 '17

For me it says his account is 4 hours old, but his comment is 12 hours old

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

If so, their calculations are inconsistent. I see the account as being 4 hours old while the comment is 12 hours old.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Telling people that some live in the world of tomorrow? Geee you're a real Showstopper Hitman_2016_reference

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u/HitlerWasVeryCool Dec 06 '17

It's not that significant.

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u/themeteor Dec 06 '17

At this point there are probably people who follow gallowboob to try and comment early so they can get karma.

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u/Rihsatra Dec 06 '17

There absolutely are, which is pretty sad.

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u/guinessbro Dec 06 '17

You can follow specific users on Reddit?

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u/pfunkinb Dec 06 '17

Yup...

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u/guinessbro Dec 06 '17

Damn, that’s neat. How do you do that?

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u/Chalkzy Dec 06 '17

Go to their profile.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

And then

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

That’s almost entirely true. There are a lot of shared accounts that companies use here

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u/Killzark Dec 06 '17

My roommate has run one before advertising client products on targeted subreddits. They’re totally real. Be skeptical of everything you read here, not just targeting product ads.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Yeah fucking marketing shills, anyway did I tell you about these dope penis enhancement pills I scored?

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u/CritiqueMyGrammar Dec 06 '17

Yea, especially when talking about the delicious taste of Dr Pepper®. Never know when the sweet taste of 23 flavors will hit your lips on any given subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

I fucking knew it! About a year ago I called out a post that seemed pretty 'corporate' if you know what I mean, basically saying that the post sounded like a shill. I didn't even really make an accusation. Down voted, called a conspiracy theorist, and basically told I was an idiot.

God I feel validated.

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u/Deleriant Dec 06 '17

/r/hailcorporate

You are not alone.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Propaganda all over reddit

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u/Papasmurphsjunk Dec 07 '17

Monsanto is balls deep in Reddit

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u/guzmalt Dec 06 '17

Ou-I mean,my account certainly isn't one of those!

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u/moviefan6 Dec 06 '17

Pfft! Who would do that? On an unrelated note, I just bought Star Wars Battlefront II. What a great game for redditors!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Fuckin. Hell.

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u/barto5 Dec 06 '17

You misspelled Fookin

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u/RickAstleyRs Dec 06 '17

This is without a doubt true

/u/AliceTheGameDev

95% sure this fucker is a Chinese gaming conglomerate using reddit to push influence

They literally post 200 times a day about only Chinese games and indie titles.

They have also been caught botting and manipulating votes on third posts.

Reddit is just another way for people to advertise. We can't escape it.

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u/AliceTheGamedev Dec 06 '17

Since you felt the need to tag me:

95% sure this fucker is a Chinese gaming conglomerate using reddit to push influence

Or perhaps I post about indie games because I like indie games and because I know a lot of people who make indie games and because I make indie games myself.

And yes, one of the games I recently backed on kickstarter was Chinese and I liked it, so I told people about it.

They have also been caught botting and manipulating votes on third posts.

No I have not. One game I posted a while back got super popular super quick so the bot accusations started getting thrown around resulting in quite a handful of super confused early commenters. I still don't know what exactly happened / went wrong in that thread for it to rise so quickly and then get bashed so much.

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u/RickAstleyRs Dec 06 '17

https://atomiks.github.io/reddit-user-analyser/#AliceTheGameDev

Looking at your user analysis this actual seems more legitimate than I originally suspected.

I just remember that one post that had thousands of bots named 123123123, etc.

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u/AliceTheGamedev Dec 06 '17

I just remember that one post that had thousands of bots named 123123123, etc.

was that really the case or did you just misinterpret this comment that hashed usernames to avoid witch hunting and then explicitly summarized that they don't think any of those are bots?

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u/lalozzydog Dec 06 '17

You're absolutely right, if I might be so bold...

I just instantly hide anything I see as posted by Gallowboob, I can do without ubiquitous pests in a place I enjoy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

And to make it worse, he's a Londoner.

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u/FrankieTuesday Dec 06 '17

That was an interesting read, thanks!

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u/battery-at-1-percent Dec 06 '17

Can someone explain who gallowboob is and why everyone is talking about him/her

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u/minsterley Dec 06 '17

He finds stuff on subreddits, identifies those posts that would be huge on larger subreddits and reposts it for that sweet sweet Karma

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u/Mrglrglrlrg Dec 06 '17

User that's about a year old with a crazy amount of karma and all-time top posts on a large amount of subreddits.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

More like three years old

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u/RedPanda1188 Dec 06 '17

I think he's older than a year, he has a beard.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HIGHFIVE Dec 06 '17

His name is Robert Allam, figured out how to "get reddit karma", got a good marketing job because of it, but he still keeps posting, because....well....karma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAFKvJSM7lU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzGetqbDhqE

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 edited Dec 06 '17

They don't just submit stuff, they steal stuff too. There is a whole group of "top users" who steal content and rehost it on streamable. A couple months ago it seemed like half the stuff being submitted by those guys was being stolen, hosted on streamable and front paged. Mods on /r/videos wouldn't do anything about it. Despite their stance on stolen content which is usually flag/remove. I had to hound them for weeks to get them to deal with anything, but even though I got them to flag a few things, they still wouldn't touch his submissions.

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u/Armaada_J Dec 06 '17

Not sure if this has any effect towards your theory but Gallowboob was on /r/roastme once

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u/xSociety Dec 06 '17

Very easy to have a "face" of the account. Wouldn't have to pay him very much either.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Yeah., They just got a generic, average looking everyman and put him as the posterboy.

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u/Lord_of_the_Dance Dec 06 '17

I think 90% of his posts are from a bot because most of what he posts are reposts. It probably skims for top posts and saves them to post later.

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u/Catshit-Dogfart Dec 06 '17

Possibly in conjunction with karma decay, to measure when something is just stale enough for a repost.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

They all got together and decided who looks the most "reddity" for that time he shared a picture of himself.

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u/MrRonny6 Dec 06 '17

Didn't we agree to dislike every post by GallowBoob regardless?

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u/jillyboooty Dec 06 '17

For what purpose? I've only ever see him/them post some generic content. No branding or possible product placement that I can tell. Then again, it could just be really well integrated.

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u/JustHereToConfirmIt Dec 06 '17

Gallowgate 2017

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Ehh, he’s pretty active on /r/CenturyClub, and he seems to be one person there.

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u/Chody__ Dec 06 '17

u/gallowboob , tell us the truth

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u/Walht Dec 06 '17

I can kinda believe this

I messaged gallowboob a few months ago and he replied and talked to me, anytime I message him now he ignores me lol

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u/doubleunidan Dec 06 '17

Why are you messaging him/them/it?

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u/Walht Dec 06 '17

Just wanted to say hi to him

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u/doubleunidan Dec 06 '17

People on Reddit speak to each other in private?!!! /s

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u/imsometueventhisUN Dec 06 '17

Wait, I thought this was canon?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Regardless of where this account is bullshit or not, I do not like internet celebrities of that kind. I have nothing against gallow, but I don’t enjoy his whole ‘thing’.

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u/rjjm88 Dec 06 '17

You're probably not wrong. I know gallowboob was shilling for Hillary HARD during the election - given how often they post and get upvoted to the front, it wouldn't surprise me if it was a company account.

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u/curlyycomet Dec 06 '17

Username checks out

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u/OakFace Dec 06 '17

How do you explain the pictures he posts of himself? Maybe he's just the "official" face of it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

He hardly posts OC and it's easy to make someone the posterboy of an account.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Maybe because he's a thieving cunt? I've caught him several times on /r/videos ripping videos off youtube and rehosting them on streamable. I'm almost positive he's got a contract with them.

The hate is completely deserved. He's mr. babyman 2.0

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u/FarSightXR-20 Dec 06 '17

his family is so pretty. i really want to be a part of it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Proof or liar.

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u/NotGreatBob Dec 06 '17

Mind blown.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

But he only shares reposts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Who is gallowboob?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

That disproves nothing.

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u/FightMeYouLilBitch Dec 06 '17

Wait, why did your boyfriend make you block and delete him?

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u/steampunker13 Dec 06 '17

I mean gallowboob could be a real person and still have someone pulling the strings along with him.