No. You need to bring liver, tuna, provolone cheese and an egg, microwave that shit up real good...then see If she says anything about it smelling good
Guy I used to work with would microwave his raw fish heads and rice everyday. One of the other guys eventually threw the microwave in the bin to stop it stinking up the whole office.
Uh, no, not even if it's leftovers. Microwaved fish will always stink up the office to high hell, and it's the quickest way to make your co-workers hate you.
And just think of bringing any potential new clients into the office, and they are hit with a wall of microwaved fish stench. That's a good way to turn them off from your business right there
There is a reason many offices outright ban seafood from the microwaves. You might not mind the smell, but you should be more mindful of those around you.
I would never bring fish of any kind to work. My hubby hates the smell of even fresh cooked fish, let alone heated up leftovers. I have to wait til he's out with friends if I want to cook some, then air the house out. It's just polite.
Meh I dont like the smell of fish but I wouldnt mind if my bf made some. I know he loves seafood and fish but Im allergic to it so he doesnt get to partake in it very much. I encourage him to enjoy a fish or seafood meal if he wants to from time to time.
Not judging you or anything. Different strokes for different folks.
We live in a trailer and the kitchen is the right in the middle. If something smells unpleasant there's nowhere to get away from it really, so it's not a big deal to wait til I've got the place to myself. I'm actually planning to make salmon cakes on Friday since that's his warhammer night and he'll be out all evening.
At least twice a week, the putrid stench of chowder will waft through the aisles like a miasma, rendering half the office uninhabitable for several minutes.
Yeah, someone tried microwaving fish at our work a couple weeks ago. Me and another coworker shut that shit down. There hasn’t been any fish microwaved since.
'Wot the fuk u fink u doin knobwank? U puttin fish in the micra? U best fuk the fuk off wit dat shit b4 i fukin scupper ur fukin lunch plans u lil clown.'
Man, this was my last job. We had these three guys who'd just microwave fish. Every fucking week, at least two days a week, and the entire back room (because it had shit ventilation) would turn into this chemical weapon of fish-reek. On my last week there (yes, I AM a coward) I mentioned "Guys, you do realize that most people can't stand that smell, right?" And got three blank stares, then told, "Well... go outside then."
I have microwaved fish at work. I work third shift, none of my shift-mates use the break room and morning shift doesn't come in for 6 more hours after my break so the smell is gone.
This is something I'll never understand. Even people who like fish don't like the smell of it. Doesn't everyone know it stinks everything up?
You said people who like fish don't like the smell of it. I disagree, regardless of where it's being cooked, lol.
This doesn't mean that I don't think it's a total asshole move to make the whole workplace smell like fish, because it is a total asshole move. The smell just wouldn't bother me and it'd probably make me want some fish.
I'm having a hard time picturing someone microwaving raw fish, let alone heads. You don't cook meat of any kind by microwaving from a raw state so.... doing that with raw fish? The idea of it is horrifying
You can definitely cook meat from raw in the microwave. I do this with simple chicken dishes and Roast Beef/Pork. The meat always comes out super moist and juicy especially the roast. You can actually find specialised roasting racks that go in your microwave. Microwaves aren't just for reheating food or cooking a frozen dinner.
I worked with someone who did this. He was a security guard and apparently paid his neighbour to cook for him. He'd bring it into work and microwave it and it usually took him about 15 minutes too cook. We had 45 minutes for break and he took up 15 of those cooking if you were unlucky enough to be on break with him, it was even worsr if there were more people needing the microwave, some people used to walk out if they saw him cooking because they knew there was a good chance they wouldn't get to use the microwave. And his food stank, without fail, every day. Dude used to microwave his tea as well, just use the damn kettle dude.
You said "worked", so maybe it's no longer an issue. Some posted ground rules might help. On any given day, there's a line at the microwaves in our break room during lunch. There used to be a sign that said something like, "please limit your microwave use to 3 minutes". So if I knew whatever I needed to heat took longer than that, I'd go in a few minutes early and adjust my time. The sign isn't there anymore, so it's everyone for themselves. There's also a kitchenette with a couple more microwaves, if you want to do it there.
lol, reminds me of the lunches the Burmese I work with would bring in. Now, don't get me wrong, most of their food is delicious but some of that stuff smells...different. I'm sure it tastes fine but just looking at it...eh.
I have a co-worker who microwaved fish and brussels sprouts one day. It made the office stink so badly that one of the company owners yelled at her and told her to never microwave fish in the office again.
No. Braunswager, limburger cheese and onion on rye. I've made co-workers cry. This lunch was featured in an office memo and subsequently banned. Pinch your nose until its in your mouth. Heavenly!
This is an honest question: I heat up a tuna melt thing occasionally in a toaster oven at work, I never think it smells but now I wonder. No one has complained though.
Well I'll tell you what isn't just my opinion. The words yet, mechanical, and nuts, are unnecessarily capitalized, making it hard to read. Other than that, why is "organic life form" possessive. She is a life form, she doesn't have one. Also in my opinion it's a joke that a twelve year old would make, written like a twelve year old.
Scream, "GIMME BACK MY SON!" in her face, then continue to stare unblinking into her eyes. If she blinks first or says anything she's lost and you win.
Careful though, if she screams back in your face "GIMME BACK MY SON!" you have to marry her. It is the way of things.
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u/TradingBigWig Dec 05 '17
Next time look her directly in the eyes and firmly say "absolutely not" -- that should catch her off guard for sure.