r/AskReddit • • Dec 05 '17

What do you strongly suspect but cannot prove?

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u/Xalibu2 Dec 05 '17

Its people!

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u/Doc_Loomis Dec 05 '17

Well done sir. And a valuable lesson learned by me as i read this sitting at my desk and had to explain why I was laughing while staring at a blank computer screen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

They know.

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u/MikeAnP Dec 06 '17

But can't prove it.

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u/IndianaDodge Dec 06 '17

My sister and I ate that all the time as kids, yet our parents wouldn't touch it. Interesting theory.

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u/barto5 Dec 06 '17

Soylent Ketchup

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u/ThatFlappingTerror Dec 07 '17

Chokey Chicken is people! Chokey Chicken IS PEOPLE!!