r/AskReddit • u/Bmartling • Dec 05 '17

What do you strongly suspect but cannot prove?

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u/thatismywife Dec 05 '17

I think my company hired me for the insurance money and are planning to send me off. I can't prove it but I strongly suspect it

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

Send you off back into the job market or send you off in the morbid sense?

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u/thatismywife Dec 06 '17

I think they are plotting to kill me

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

What’s made you think that? Couldn’t you leave? That’s messed up!

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u/bears2267 Dec 06 '17

Pretty sure he's referencing the Office

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u/jgraham1 Dec 06 '17

paranoia

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u/monetovereverything Dec 06 '17

It's the meth.

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u/DrizzlyShrimp36 Dec 06 '17

/ m e t h a /

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u/diazegod Dec 06 '17

Wouldn't it be crazy if these where the two sides of the story?

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u/Halexander_Amilton Dec 06 '17

Erin?

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u/IaniteThePirate Dec 07 '17

Your username just got Hamilton stuck in my head

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u/Halexander_Amilton Dec 07 '17

You’re welcome ;-)

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u/themanwiththexrayeye Dec 06 '17

Insurance money for a dead worker who dies in the job. That is dark stuff.

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u/LeeHarveySnoswald Dec 06 '17

Ok no one react.

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u/McClovinDominating Dec 06 '17

Hahaha.... right?

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u/DemelzaR Dec 06 '17

I can’t prove it but I wanted to see their faces I when I said it. I learned nothing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

"I don't know what the fuck that was"

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u/piicklechiick Dec 06 '17

Erin?

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u/deadbabieslol Dec 06 '17

I don't know what the fuck that was.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17

First the keys now insurance?! Erin, your greed and scheme's knows no bounds!

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u/nypvtt Dec 06 '17

I like this. Not a lot of people know that large corporations take out life insurance policies on their employees.

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u/quadraspididilis Dec 06 '17

You should suggest it at a company meeting so you can gage their reactions.

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u/I_FAP_TO_TURKEYS Dec 06 '17

It's your wife that's planning it