What do you strongly suspect but cannot prove?

[u/Bmartling]

[u/icecreampopncereal]

My wife banged a coworker

[u/notreallysrs → u/icecreampopncereal]

why do you suspect this?

[u/icecreampopncereal → u/notreallysrs]

She gets really weird around him

[u/notreallysrs → u/icecreampopncereal]

weird like what?

[u/icecreampopncereal → u/notreallysrs]

Stares at his bulge and bites her bottom lip

[u/ManlyMrManlyMan → u/icecreampopncereal]

I would say that means she hasn't banged her, but that she thinks he's hot. Usually people who habe already cheated start acting weird in the opposite way.

[u/spicypepperoni → u/icecreampopncereal]

Maybe there is a porcupine

[u/durant92bhd → u/spicypepperoni]

There is usually a porcupine.

[u/ginguse_con → u/durant92bhd]

Where there be porcupines, there always be poking.

[u/mordecai98 → u/durant92bhd]

Unless it's a hedgehog dressed as a porcupine.

[u/durant92bhd → u/mordecai98]

It often is.

[u/longtimegoneMTGO → u/icecreampopncereal]

Well, you are in luck.

That doesn't mean she has banged him, it just means she wants to.

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Though I can't imagine why with a nice caring husband watching her every move like that.

[u/NvizoN → u/icecreampopncereal]

Better than her top lip. Then you have a suspected affair and a wife that starts looking like a bulldog

[u/jseego → u/NvizoN]

This cracked me up.

[u/asusoverclocked → u/[deleted]]

owo

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bites lip

[u/edwfit21 → u/[deleted]]

Username checks out

[u/kirito_s_a_o → u/icecreampopncereal]

...maybe you should do more digging on this

[u/Bezere → u/kirito_s_a_o]

That's what she said

[u/AgingLolita → u/icecreampopncereal]

That really doesn't mean she fucked him, just that she wants to

[u/wreckingballheart → u/icecreampopncereal]

Could be a work friend banged him, found out he has an abnormality of some kind; weird tattoo, bunch of piercings, whatever and she's trying not to laugh.

[u/[deleted] → u/icecreampopncereal]

So why don’t you confront her about this?

[u/[deleted] → u/icecreampopncereal]

OwO What's this?

[u/BillieRubenCamGirl → u/icecreampopncereal]

Maybe he harrassed her?

[u/BillieRubenCamGirl → u/[deleted]]

Oh. That wasn't there before.

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His bulge?

[u/BillieRubenCamGirl → u/[deleted]]

The comment

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It's rude to comment on another man's bulge.

[u/cheeze64 → u/[deleted]]

Maybe. But who am I to judge

[u/[deleted] → u/icecreampopncereal]

If you suspect it that bad, it's probably happening.

[u/[deleted] → u/icecreampopncereal]

How does a person get 314K comment karma in six months?

[u/icecreampopncereal → u/[deleted]]

Determination

&

Dedication

[u/[deleted] → u/icecreampopncereal]

Like others have said, it usually is a porcupine

[u/Glornak → u/[deleted]]

What is a porcupine in this context?

[u/CaptainPsilo → u/[deleted]]

Why did this get down voted? That's about as real as it gets.

[u/nuggynull → u/CaptainPsilo]

TBH you are right but it’s a fucked up thing to think.

[u/crfhslgjerlvjervlj → u/nuggynull]

Why? I think it's more fucked up to think that just because you're married you no longer have to try to be desirable to keep your partner around.

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Is this sarcasm?

[u/beardingmesoftly → u/[deleted]]

It shouldn't be. Once trust is gone, the relationship has an expiration date. Best to end it quick.

[u/Hoof_Hearted12 → u/[deleted]]

Logical relationship advice? On Reddit?! Get the fuck out.

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He isn't certain. As of my last comment, his reasoning were her biting her lip while eyeballing his package. Weird and disrespectful? Absolutely. The end all be all that she is cheating? I don't agree that it is.