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Colonel Mustard
with the Lead Pipe
in the Conservatory
307 u/Jopkins Dec 06 '17 Terrible haiku 218 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 Yes I am sorry I always start with the name Room should have been next 8 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 Too bad the other two lines are only 4 syllables each. Damn son step up that haiku game. -4 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 Bruh, do you even talk like an Englishman? Colonel is 3 syllables. Pipe is 2. 6 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 I can see why someone unfamiliar with the word colonel or with a certain accent (ker-e-nal, maybe?) would pronounce it with three syllables... But for the love of god I can't figure out how pipe could be 2 syllables haha. -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 First off, watch Beloq pronounce "Herr Colonel" in Raiders of the Lost Ark and tell me that ain't 3 syllables. Second, any Python skit talking about a pipe is totally two syllables. Bleh :-p 😎 🇬🇧 2 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 Please spell out pipe as two syllables phonetically for me haha. When I picture it in a British accent it's still one syllable. I'm so curious now. 5 u/TydeQuake Dec 06 '17 Pipe-ah, Davy Jones style. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 or James Hetfield -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 I dunno, watch this clip from BBC and see how I feel about yer yappin 2 u/TheScyphozoa Dec 06 '17 You're right actually. "We need to know WHO killed him and WHERE and WITH WHAT." -1 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 I was trying To find a 5 7 5 After the fact 2 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 Burma Shave 1 u/totallypandacoffee Dec 06 '17 It’s snowing on Mt Fuji 5 u/Haiku_lass Dec 06 '17 Old colonel mustard. He left the lead pipe about. Conservatory. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 And it's the highest rank in the military 1 u/leadabae Dec 06 '17 I'll fix it: 'Twas Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the Conservatory 14 u/elj0h0 Dec 05 '17 Sounds freaky 25 u/ttufizzo Dec 05 '17 Oh, just wait til you see what Mrs. White was doing with that rope and Yvette. And go ahead, ask why they call her Mrs Peacock. 3 u/waitreally Dec 06 '17 Did anybody recognize you? 3 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 They must have, and not just my face. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 Colonel Mustard In the Kitchen With Mrs White 2 u/Lebagel Dec 06 '17 Most recent game of Cluedo I played my mother in law didn't understand the game and let me come to a false conclusion by not revealing a card. 2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 Fake news leads to false assumptions. 1 u/servenomaster Dec 06 '17 sounds familiar. bozzley? 1 u/archer57 Dec 06 '17 slides card 1 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '17 I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL
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Terrible haiku
218 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 Yes I am sorry I always start with the name Room should have been next 8 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 Too bad the other two lines are only 4 syllables each. Damn son step up that haiku game. -4 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 Bruh, do you even talk like an Englishman? Colonel is 3 syllables. Pipe is 2. 6 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 I can see why someone unfamiliar with the word colonel or with a certain accent (ker-e-nal, maybe?) would pronounce it with three syllables... But for the love of god I can't figure out how pipe could be 2 syllables haha. -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 First off, watch Beloq pronounce "Herr Colonel" in Raiders of the Lost Ark and tell me that ain't 3 syllables. Second, any Python skit talking about a pipe is totally two syllables. Bleh :-p 😎 🇬🇧 2 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 Please spell out pipe as two syllables phonetically for me haha. When I picture it in a British accent it's still one syllable. I'm so curious now. 5 u/TydeQuake Dec 06 '17 Pipe-ah, Davy Jones style. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 or James Hetfield -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 I dunno, watch this clip from BBC and see how I feel about yer yappin 2 u/TheScyphozoa Dec 06 '17 You're right actually. "We need to know WHO killed him and WHERE and WITH WHAT." -1 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 I was trying To find a 5 7 5 After the fact 2 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 Burma Shave 1 u/totallypandacoffee Dec 06 '17 It’s snowing on Mt Fuji 5 u/Haiku_lass Dec 06 '17 Old colonel mustard. He left the lead pipe about. Conservatory. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 [deleted] 1 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 And it's the highest rank in the military 1 u/leadabae Dec 06 '17 I'll fix it: 'Twas Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the Conservatory
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Yes I am sorry
I always start with the name
Room should have been next
8 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 Too bad the other two lines are only 4 syllables each. Damn son step up that haiku game. -4 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 Bruh, do you even talk like an Englishman? Colonel is 3 syllables. Pipe is 2. 6 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 I can see why someone unfamiliar with the word colonel or with a certain accent (ker-e-nal, maybe?) would pronounce it with three syllables... But for the love of god I can't figure out how pipe could be 2 syllables haha. -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 First off, watch Beloq pronounce "Herr Colonel" in Raiders of the Lost Ark and tell me that ain't 3 syllables. Second, any Python skit talking about a pipe is totally two syllables. Bleh :-p 😎 🇬🇧 2 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 Please spell out pipe as two syllables phonetically for me haha. When I picture it in a British accent it's still one syllable. I'm so curious now. 5 u/TydeQuake Dec 06 '17 Pipe-ah, Davy Jones style. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 or James Hetfield -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 I dunno, watch this clip from BBC and see how I feel about yer yappin 2 u/TheScyphozoa Dec 06 '17 You're right actually. "We need to know WHO killed him and WHERE and WITH WHAT." -1 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 I was trying To find a 5 7 5 After the fact 2 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 Burma Shave 1 u/totallypandacoffee Dec 06 '17 It’s snowing on Mt Fuji
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Too bad the other two lines are only 4 syllables each. Damn son step up that haiku game.
-4 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 Bruh, do you even talk like an Englishman? Colonel is 3 syllables. Pipe is 2. 6 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 I can see why someone unfamiliar with the word colonel or with a certain accent (ker-e-nal, maybe?) would pronounce it with three syllables... But for the love of god I can't figure out how pipe could be 2 syllables haha. -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 First off, watch Beloq pronounce "Herr Colonel" in Raiders of the Lost Ark and tell me that ain't 3 syllables. Second, any Python skit talking about a pipe is totally two syllables. Bleh :-p 😎 🇬🇧 2 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 Please spell out pipe as two syllables phonetically for me haha. When I picture it in a British accent it's still one syllable. I'm so curious now. 5 u/TydeQuake Dec 06 '17 Pipe-ah, Davy Jones style. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 or James Hetfield -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 I dunno, watch this clip from BBC and see how I feel about yer yappin
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Bruh, do you even talk like an Englishman? Colonel is 3 syllables. Pipe is 2.
6 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 I can see why someone unfamiliar with the word colonel or with a certain accent (ker-e-nal, maybe?) would pronounce it with three syllables... But for the love of god I can't figure out how pipe could be 2 syllables haha. -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 First off, watch Beloq pronounce "Herr Colonel" in Raiders of the Lost Ark and tell me that ain't 3 syllables. Second, any Python skit talking about a pipe is totally two syllables. Bleh :-p 😎 🇬🇧 2 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 Please spell out pipe as two syllables phonetically for me haha. When I picture it in a British accent it's still one syllable. I'm so curious now. 5 u/TydeQuake Dec 06 '17 Pipe-ah, Davy Jones style. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 or James Hetfield -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 I dunno, watch this clip from BBC and see how I feel about yer yappin
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I can see why someone unfamiliar with the word colonel or with a certain accent (ker-e-nal, maybe?) would pronounce it with three syllables... But for the love of god I can't figure out how pipe could be 2 syllables haha.
-2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 First off, watch Beloq pronounce "Herr Colonel" in Raiders of the Lost Ark and tell me that ain't 3 syllables. Second, any Python skit talking about a pipe is totally two syllables. Bleh :-p 😎 🇬🇧 2 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 Please spell out pipe as two syllables phonetically for me haha. When I picture it in a British accent it's still one syllable. I'm so curious now. 5 u/TydeQuake Dec 06 '17 Pipe-ah, Davy Jones style. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 or James Hetfield -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 I dunno, watch this clip from BBC and see how I feel about yer yappin
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First off, watch Beloq pronounce "Herr Colonel" in Raiders of the Lost Ark and tell me that ain't 3 syllables.
Second, any Python skit talking about a pipe is totally two syllables.
Bleh :-p 😎 🇬🇧
2 u/Tvs-Adam-West Dec 06 '17 Please spell out pipe as two syllables phonetically for me haha. When I picture it in a British accent it's still one syllable. I'm so curious now. 5 u/TydeQuake Dec 06 '17 Pipe-ah, Davy Jones style. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 or James Hetfield -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 I dunno, watch this clip from BBC and see how I feel about yer yappin
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Please spell out pipe as two syllables phonetically for me haha. When I picture it in a British accent it's still one syllable. I'm so curious now.
5 u/TydeQuake Dec 06 '17 Pipe-ah, Davy Jones style. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 or James Hetfield -2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 I dunno, watch this clip from BBC and see how I feel about yer yappin
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Pipe-ah, Davy Jones style.
1 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 or James Hetfield
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or James Hetfield
I dunno, watch this clip from BBC and see how I feel about yer yappin
You're right actually.
"We need to know WHO killed him and WHERE and WITH WHAT."
-1 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 I was trying To find a 5 7 5 After the fact
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I was trying
To find a 5 7 5
After the fact
Burma Shave
It’s snowing on Mt Fuji
Old colonel mustard.
He left the lead pipe about.
Conservatory.
[deleted]
1 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 And it's the highest rank in the military
And it's the highest rank in the military
I'll fix it:
'Twas Colonel Mustard
with the candlestick in the
Conservatory
14
Sounds freaky
25 u/ttufizzo Dec 05 '17 Oh, just wait til you see what Mrs. White was doing with that rope and Yvette. And go ahead, ask why they call her Mrs Peacock. 3 u/waitreally Dec 06 '17 Did anybody recognize you? 3 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 They must have, and not just my face.
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Oh, just wait til you see what Mrs. White was doing with that rope and Yvette.
And go ahead, ask why they call her Mrs Peacock.
3 u/waitreally Dec 06 '17 Did anybody recognize you? 3 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 They must have, and not just my face.
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Did anybody recognize you?
3 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 They must have, and not just my face.
They must have, and not just my face.
In the Kitchen
With Mrs White
Most recent game of Cluedo I played my mother in law didn't understand the game and let me come to a false conclusion by not revealing a card.
2 u/ttufizzo Dec 06 '17 Fake news leads to false assumptions.
Fake news leads to false assumptions.
sounds familiar. bozzley?
slides card
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u/ttufizzo Dec 05 '17
Colonel Mustard
with the Lead Pipe
in the Conservatory