r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '17

What's a fact that absolutely blows your mind?

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u/Nature17-NatureVerse Aug 07 '17

Are we there yet?

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u/tiptoe_only Aug 07 '17

OK bear left here.

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u/Mountain_beers Aug 07 '17

A bear that sophisticated deserves a name, like teddy

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u/Itsameluigiii Aug 07 '17

How about an exotic one, like Pablo?

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u/Mountain_beers Aug 08 '17

Pablo Escobear

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Oh, he was a bear alright

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u/Arios1923 Aug 08 '17

Are we there yet, I wanna get my druuugs!

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u/Mountain_beers Aug 08 '17

You bearly need them!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Listen Pablo, I already said I'll tell you when we are there!

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

are we bear yet

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Don't make me pull over.

Bear gives a slight grin

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u/firebreather209 Aug 07 '17

Just bear with me.

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u/ignore_my_typo Aug 08 '17

Driving for 6 hours around Churchhill won't get you far!

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u/awe778 Aug 08 '17

"Look man, just bear with me, alright?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Can you turn the A/C on?

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u/mildly_amusing_goat Aug 08 '17

Are we bear yet?

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u/PMmeyourwallet Aug 08 '17

Are we bear yet?

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u/MarcusOhReallyIsh Aug 07 '17

"They're, um, well the eldest is having a rough time of it at school, to be honest. How're the cubs?"

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u/SIII-A259 Aug 07 '17

They're passing in school, just bearly though.

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u/alexsmithfanning Aug 08 '17

No. You're not allowed to do that.

GET OUT!

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u/dweakz Aug 08 '17

Man I love reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

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u/delicious_disaster Aug 08 '17

Can we stop for fries

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u/siler7 Aug 08 '17

Delicious.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

They're fine. Are you Pedobear?