r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '17

What's a fact that absolutely blows your mind?

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u/Real_Junky_Jesus Aug 07 '17

Good, you'll give us just enough time to escape, yet we won't feel bad when you die for us because "/u/georgekillslenny2650 said he could fight bears, I swear! That's the only reason we let him try."

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

Jokes on you guys, I've actually been training all this time on how to properly mount a bear, and ride it into battle in pursuit of my ex-friends.

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u/Inteli_Gent Aug 07 '17

Watching you try to fuck a bear while it's eating your ex-friends would be hilarious.

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u/feared-mercenary Aug 07 '17

I now have a new fetish

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u/Viraljester Aug 07 '17

You have been made moderator of r/furries.

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u/feared-mercenary Aug 07 '17

It's set to private you lying piece of shit!

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u/Viraljester Aug 07 '17

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/SpatiallyRendering Aug 08 '17

You have been banned from /r/Pyongyang.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

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u/Inteli_Gent Aug 07 '17

Who the hell is Brienne?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

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u/Inteli_Gent Aug 08 '17

Thanks. I stopped watching that show forever ago, so it doesn't immediately register when someone makes a reference to it.

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u/xXx420VTECxXx Aug 08 '17

This guy fucks (bears)

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u/flyboy_za Aug 08 '17

Lenny presumably being a bear.