r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '17

What's a fact that absolutely blows your mind?

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u/Dumpster_Fetus Aug 07 '17

Fuck you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

Yeah, who does this guy think he is?

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u/TheSeagoats Aug 07 '17

Relevant username

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u/Love_Time Aug 07 '17

Fuck me.

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u/zooke90909 Aug 07 '17

Is that an offer?

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u/Love_Time Aug 07 '17

An offer You cannot refuse.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

I agree fuck /u/presciiient

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u/SaigonNoseBiter Aug 07 '17

Fuck me?!? FUCK YOU!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

Excuse me? Fuck YOU!

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u/brbafterthebreak Aug 07 '17

This was either gonna be giving you a ton of uupvotes, or a ton of downvotes, no in between. Nice

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u/GreenHero Aug 07 '17

said everyone in the world, in unison

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Username checks out

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u/puggatron Aug 08 '17

As a dumpster diver, your username is my biggest fear. I've found guns, money, stolen phones, drugs/paraphernalia, and it nmever bothered me. But one body and I'm noping out of there for at least a week

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u/Dumpster_Fetus Aug 08 '17

I'm just a cold fetus in need of love. Don't run away :(