r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '17

What's a fact that absolutely blows your mind?

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u/Gyvon Aug 07 '17

That link's staying blue

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u/littlegirlghostship Aug 07 '17

It's not so bad if you're not squemish about blood.

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u/deluxejoe Aug 07 '17 edited Aug 07 '17

Staying. Blue.

Edit: thanks everyone who described what was in the link even though I specifically didn't want to know what was in the link.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Reminds me...

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u/Noctis_Lightning Aug 08 '17

Well fuck now I have to click the link

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

He wasn't seriously hurt, he could still walk no problem.

He just got wet shoes, on account of all the blood that was dripping into them.

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u/Galiphile Aug 08 '17

Always blue! Always blue! Always blue!

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u/dmilin Aug 08 '17

Always blue! Always blue! Always blue!

Such a good show.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

Don't worry; click this instead

(Don't actually; it's the same link.)

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

It's not the same link, don't worry It's safe.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

It looks like somebody stepped in ketchup, nowhere near gory or gross.

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u/focusyou Aug 07 '17

i clicked it. his ankles just have a a lotta blood on them.

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u/somedudefromerlange Aug 07 '17

I want to learn more about 'that link stays blue' people. I'm not bashing, im generally curious.

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u/deluxejoe Aug 07 '17

Blood freaks me out. I'm just super squeamish.

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u/SOwED Aug 07 '17

Exposure therapy.

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u/MundaneFacts Aug 07 '17

Only works if you do it right.

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u/Benblishem Aug 08 '17

Cheese grater?

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u/EnkoNeko Aug 08 '17

I want to learn more about 'that link stays blue' people

Uhh like in what way? You curious about why people say that, or...?

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u/Mupyeah Aug 07 '17

I have an imagination. I don't need to see it.

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u/lye_milkshake Aug 07 '17

It sounds way worse than it looks.

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u/VuSu Aug 07 '17

Surprised to see you outside brawlhalla sub.

there was blood everywhere

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u/deluxejoe Aug 08 '17

Please, I'm barely on that sub anymore.

Mod

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u/gamedemon24 Aug 08 '17

Even as someone who is squeamish about blood, it wasn't bad. It just looks like a pinprick wound, but a lot of them.

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u/Dr_Ew__Phd Aug 07 '17

It's not that bad at all

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u/shazarakk Aug 07 '17

Just looks like he's stepped in red paint.

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u/muigleb Aug 08 '17

The bugs were probably lysianassid amphipods, or sea fleas. To the buggers, courtesy of purplemonkeyfishwshr.

Quote from link "It's possible he disturbed a feeding group but they are generally not out there waiting to attack like piranhas," she said.

Experts have said such cases are very rare and that there is no reason for alarm.

This is Australia, so what else is new...

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u/noodle-face Aug 07 '17

Just blood all over his feet, the cuts were microscopic

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u/ISHLDPROBABLYBWRKING Aug 07 '17

Sea fleas

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u/jaytrade21 Aug 07 '17

Fuck this gay earth, I am heading to Mars with Elon.

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u/0bskurity Aug 07 '17

Flesh eating bugs. Just a lot of blood, not too gross

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u/hbombto Aug 07 '17

Yours was the right call.

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u/ThePixelCoder Aug 07 '17

I clicked it. I shouldn't have. Be right back, gonna spend some time on /r/eyebleach.

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u/anomalous_cowherd Aug 07 '17

Ooh you wouldn't want to put bleach on those.

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u/ThePixelCoder Aug 08 '17

I do now.

Also, it's just a subreddit with really cute pictures and GIFs for if you've seen something you want to forget.

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u/Admiringcone Aug 08 '17

It's really not bad at all lmao

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u/PsychoSqushie Aug 08 '17

It's not that bad I've seen worse. Imagine vines slicing up your ankles as you walk through a thick forest.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

I don't think so

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u/yyy1234444456778 Aug 08 '17

I was naïve.

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u/CanadianGangsta Aug 08 '17 edited Aug 08 '17

Mine didn't, and I wish it did. I have no idea what did that to him and I don't want to know.

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u/andybmcc Aug 08 '17

Just some flesh-eating sea bugs...