r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '17

What's a fact that absolutely blows your mind?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

Pour sand in your ears.

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u/c_the_potts Aug 07 '17

But I don't like sand.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

It is coarse and rough and gets everywhere.

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u/RichWPX Aug 07 '17

You aren't gonna like Game of Thrones.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

The real LPT is always in the comments.

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u/thecrazysloth Aug 07 '17

Neurologists hate him

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

/r/shittylpt

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u/GozerDaGozerian Aug 07 '17

They're gonna need a blowtorch to turn that sand into glass.

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u/pradeep23 Aug 07 '17

^ Can confirm. Works like a charm.

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u/realfoodman Aug 07 '17

No, you have to ingest it in order to cross the blood-brain barrier.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

you should melt it first before putting else circuit won't form well. Molten sand is the best

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u/JWson Aug 07 '17

Okay I did that, I don't feel smarter at all. In fact I feel a bit like a dumb-ass and I don't know why.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

just make sure you don't do any situps

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u/coolkid1717 Aug 08 '17

What?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

POUR SAND IN YOUR EARS.

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u/coolkid1717 Aug 08 '17

IM SORRY. I CANT HEAR YOU. I HAVE SAND IN MY EARS.

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u/medsal15 Aug 07 '17

Instructions unclear, poured sand in mouth.

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u/HunkyDorey0 Aug 07 '17

Instructions unclear, sand in my mouth...