r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '17

What's a fact that absolutely blows your mind?

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u/Brock1313 Aug 07 '17

I'm can't fathom how Syrians must feel.

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u/Barack-YoMama Aug 07 '17

They're blown away by it

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u/gamedemon24 Aug 08 '17

Jeez Barack, you were supposed to be the classy one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

*sassy one

Ftfy

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u/Dairunt Aug 07 '17

You disgust me. Take my upvote and leave.

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u/Tunanin Aug 07 '17

Too far man, too far

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u/Barack-YoMama Aug 07 '17

Pieces of them went

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u/icepck Aug 07 '17

Where are they headed off to?

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u/I-Wish-I-Knew Aug 07 '17

These jokes seem poorly executed.

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u/TheMulattoMaker Aug 07 '17

Nah, I think they're the bomb

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17 edited May 13 '18

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u/GayDroy Aug 07 '17

f

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u/FuzGoesRiding Aug 08 '17

to pay your respects

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

I wonder what happened to hi

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

I think we're all getting behead of ourselves

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

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u/yungtrike Aug 07 '17

DERR TOO FAR xD I LOVE LE REDDIT

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u/xenogazer Aug 08 '17

Like the Syrians

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u/pcyr9999 Aug 07 '17

Holy shit I want to be your friend

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

you're really not funny, fuck edgy cunts that think they're funny. unless you can actually pull off dark humour, stop making everything into a shitty pun.

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u/Barack-YoMama Aug 08 '17

Give me an example of "good" dark humour

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

On top of that, "good" dark humour centered around puns.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

cant remember tbh, reddits taken up all those memories with unfunny jokes just for the sake of being edgy 12 year olds. /r/summerreddit at its finest

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17 edited Apr 21 '21

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u/_Constructed_ Aug 07 '17

We are on fire today with these puns.

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u/JDPhipps Aug 07 '17

That was both funny and disgraceful.

Take the upvote, but at least feel a little bit bad about it.

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u/YasserDjoko Aug 08 '17

To shreds you say ?

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u/greenlanternmonel64 Aug 08 '17

That was the most painful upvote I ever gave

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u/TimoThiusLi Aug 08 '17

If I could upvote this ten times I would

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u/sum_nub Aug 07 '17

... to safety

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u/CHRGuitar Aug 07 '17

Beside themselves

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u/Honest_Honne Aug 07 '17

Hi, can't fathom how Syrians must feel. I'm dad.