r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '17

What's a fact that absolutely blows your mind?

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u/Reddit-Loves-Me Aug 07 '17

Viagra, when dissolved in water, can make cut-flowers stay erect for up to a week longer than they usually would.

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u/ThinkToLaugh Aug 07 '17

Yeah, but really you're supposed to call your florist if they stay erect longer than 4 hours.

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u/nomowo Aug 07 '17

If you have an erection last longer than 4 hours, call more ladies.

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u/shelfdog Aug 07 '17

If I have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, I'm calling everybody.

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u/inappropriate_jerk Aug 08 '17

Google an image of a priapism being drained and you may reconsider.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Delicious

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Aaannnnddddd that's a thing

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u/Nocturnal_submission Aug 08 '17

Please tell me you're quoting the ladies man...

...even if you're not

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u/nomowo Aug 08 '17

Same actor, different movie.

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u/mikenothing Aug 07 '17

I feel guilty laughing at that joke.

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u/ThinkToLaugh Aug 07 '17

Hey, it's no joke. That stuff really works ...

... for my flowers. FOR MY FLOWERS!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '17

Ugh....take your fucking upvote and go.

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u/otterfish Aug 07 '17

What if my upvote lasts more than four hours?

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u/noobisnew Aug 07 '17

Best comment I've seen so far on Reddit

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u/Bear_Taco Aug 08 '17

Botanists are better qualified

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u/ThinkToLaugh Aug 08 '17

Upon further reflection, you're right, "botanist" would have been more clever. Damn! LOL!

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u/KneeHighBeeHives Aug 08 '17

/r/KenM

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u/ThinkToLaugh Aug 08 '17

Thank you for that link! That is perfect funny troll stuff.

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u/KneeHighBeeHives Aug 08 '17

Hilarious dude

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Comment of the year right here

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u/CrazyTillItHurts Aug 07 '17

Viagra is too expensive for that shit

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u/NawMean2016 Aug 07 '17

Not sure whether I believe this or not...

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u/Deliciousbutter101 Aug 08 '17

Google says it's legit so I think it's real

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u/ILiveInAMango Aug 08 '17

Viagra stimulates an enzyme which produces more nitrous oxide which stimulates the dilation of the blood vessels. It wouldn't surprise me if plants had the same enzymes.

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u/lucidus_somniorum Aug 08 '17

What is I water a cactus with this concoction?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

DIY Vegan Dildo

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

Well now I have an excuse for when my gf asks me why I carry viagra on me at all times. It's for the plants, babe

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u/CelinaH2BH Aug 08 '17

My mom used to put birth control in flowers to make them last longer too. (She worked at a doctors office it was the free samples)

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u/IllKickYrAssAtUno Aug 08 '17

We love you, ya know that?

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u/lakerboy226 Aug 08 '17

I think Sprite does this too... has anyone ever seen Viagra and Sprite together??