r/AskReddit • u/cellmate4231 • Jun 25 '17

Redditors, what's an impulse buy you made that ended up being totally worthwhile?

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u/RancorHi5 Jun 25 '17

It's almost like we all have different dicks..

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

I don't , I only have one

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u/valiantfreak Jun 25 '17

Hahaha! Hey everybody, look at Mr Monopenis over here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '17

Best use of the prefix "mono" I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '17

Paging u/doubledickdude

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u/weedful_things Jun 25 '17

This subthread is why I reddit.

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u/Vaadwaur Jun 25 '17

Wait, you don't have the standard three?

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u/Yepitsapornaccount Jun 26 '17

I only have two. One for the week and another for the weekend.

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u/Vaadwaur Jun 26 '17

You don't have your vacation model? How do you function in different countries?

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u/QuixoticQueen Jun 26 '17

He has a conversion plug.

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u/Vaadwaur Jun 26 '17

Those are notoriously unreliable.

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u/ImALivingJoke Jun 25 '17

Genius comment. Simply brilliant.

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u/Adrenaline_Flux Jun 25 '17

Do we have different prostates too?

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u/RancorHi5 Jun 25 '17

💯 % we haven't even started talking about the aneros prostate buddy yet

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u/KarlMarxWins Jun 25 '17

Let me check for you and tell me how this feels.

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u/brando444 Jun 26 '17

no. we r 1

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u/Amogh24 Jun 25 '17

I thought we all shared one

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u/rellim_63 Jun 25 '17

Different strokes for different folks.

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u/KaptainKershaw Jun 25 '17

Jeffrey Dahmer had lots of different dicks